I appear to haunt these forums in the early hours of the morning. Like a security guard keeping watch for any suspicious, non b3tan like postings
So my question is this:
what weird and wonderful weapon/protective device should a B3ta security guard have to keep the members in check? E.g. Giving Chompy a rape alarm that goes off constantly to warn us of his approach.

Alt: there is no alt cos we all know that it's going to end up with everyone talking about lunch and calling each other gay, pedo, wanker, rapists :)
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:31, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh Monty...
i.imgur.com/NDDfL.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:01, Reply)

Darth of course would have to wear the brightest, most eye-searing shirts known to man.
Monty would have to wear a loudspeaker playing the themetune to Steptoe and Son.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Rory
should have a lead and basket and blanket. And a squeaky chew toy.

oh, and a cute little food bowl that says 'RORY' on the side.

And maybe the rest of us should have a dog whistle to blow when the yapping gets too loud.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Just a giant, misshapen cock.
A giant, misshapen cock.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)