I'm going to a wedding today.
Annoyingly, I left it a bit late to buy a wedding gift which means the only thing on the list that's left to buy is a cow (it's an ethical wedding list).

For some reason, the website can't/won't process my payment, even though I've tried 3 different cards. So I don't know what to do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Go to Iceland, buy eighty packs of hamburgers and turn up with them telling the bride and groom it was the best you could do.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

When I used to work in retardshire my office was next to a field with cows & that
I liked the way, on a Monday morning, they'd all be gathered together having a chat about what they'd been up to over the weekend, whilst having a shit. I reckon it's pretty liberating being a cow.

So yeah, feel free to use that anecdote as a wedding present.
( broadsword, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)