Boiling eggs in my old flat.
Phone rang and I knocked the pan. Trying to stop it from falling off the cooker I pressed two of my fingers against the metal panstands. This hurts.....a lot. I went to the pub two hours later and they were still stinging. In fact, the only thing that stopped them from hurting was holding a cold pint of beer

Other one was as a kid, messing around with a fire. Sandstone rock exploded and two bits got me. One on the back of my hand in an exact 6 shape and another which removed a portion of my right eyebrow.

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I wish I could fucking go!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)