i predict a slimy pander gaz will soon be winging your way
it will seem friendly enough, but the subtext will be PLEASE PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME, I HAVEN'T GOT MY COCK WET IN MONTHS.

unless he has already gazzed you, that is. in fact, this. i predict this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

haha! I'm not getting involved in this, sounds serious
The Ip-cress files
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

of course it's serious
this is THE INTERNET. how could it get any more serious?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

celery-brity big brother

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

but... why?
why, why, why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

it amuses me
sorry, I don't really have enough time to engage in proper conversation, so I'll mostly just mess about
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

that's ok
there's too much blood pouring out of my eyes after reading those painful puns to read proper conversation anyway.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Rentatoast

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)