Threadstomp and what of it?
I just had to try to explain to a colleague that while I can train some people on Wednesday for her, and I have no doubts about my abilities so to do, I really do not want to have to do it ever again.

When pushed for a reason, it came down to "I Like working with machines and not people".

So, how have you made yourself look like an Autist recently.

Alt: Call me a fucking spastic.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:05, 118 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alt: You are a fucking spastic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Why thank you Tangles.
If you were a man, I would challenge you to a duel.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Instead you will call my gender into question?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Are you claiming to be a boy then?
I cannot keep track.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I think this might be becoming my meme...
You're not the first to express uncertainty.
Perhaps this will clear things up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb6Rk6--Acw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Needs MOAR female bodybuilders.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Not really helping.
I'll take your word for it.
If indeed it is your word.
Also you reminded me of this little ditty.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjwSk8w1YOo
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I fucking love that tune.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

That's pretty much my thing too, avoiding people. People are mostly cunts.
You spastic.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)

This^
I don't mind them as individuals, but in general..
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

You spastic retard head wrong mong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Cheers Monkey boy.
I knew I could rely on you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Pleasure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Hi

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

You should come to the bash, see how many people ignore you for ruining the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

why, what have I done?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Probably Nothing.
This is Chompy after all. Just don't accept any drinks off him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

"I'm not drinking anymore of that stuff Chompy has!"
"It makes my arse hurt!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Isn't there a married woman about that you can creep out?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Not in this thread, it's a sausage-fest
Referring to anyone in particular? Because the only person I can think of on that might fit the bill, doesn't.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

isn't there a newslink about a pot calling a kettle black that you can post?
(try the daily mail, they are full of that kind of story)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Nicely put Swipey.
Or Fancy as I shall have to call you until you come up with a proper name.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

it is bad if he is calling you creepy though, dude
it is like branson calling you a beardy cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I know, I know.
Luckily the Laydeez of OT seem to feel differently to Mr. Chomp, although Cavey did say I was 'creepy in a nice way', but then she's odd.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

You missed the fallout from the day of puns,
a lot of people were very upset at the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Stupid internet
Be more funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

When did your bear get a black eye?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)

He has 10 for eyes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Oh dear
am I right in thinking some people left because of it?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

i predict a slimy pander gaz will soon be winging your way
it will seem friendly enough, but the subtext will be PLEASE PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME, I HAVEN'T GOT MY COCK WET IN MONTHS.

unless he has already gazzed you, that is. in fact, this. i predict this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

haha! I'm not getting involved in this, sounds serious
The Ip-cress files
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

of course it's serious
this is THE INTERNET. how could it get any more serious?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

celery-brity big brother

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

but... why?
why, why, why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

it amuses me
sorry, I don't really have enough time to engage in proper conversation, so I'll mostly just mess about
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

that's ok
there's too much blood pouring out of my eyes after reading those painful puns to read proper conversation anyway.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Rentatoast

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Dunno maybe, it wasn't a detailed and public flounce
which is a shame.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

One of the /boarders flounced on Sunday
Rage, recriminations, name-called, name-changes. It sounded like a classic.

Stupid Noel.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

oh my god
have you got a link?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:02, Reply)

They deleted everything before I got a chance to see it.
I was well gutted. It was something about people not respecting 9/11 or something.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

mental
if we respect 9/11 enough not to call it 11/9, then I think that's quite enough
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I call it "Meh Day"

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Blackjackanory

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I think I could care
If everyone was not so busily telling me I should.

Or if the american response had not been what it was.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Starting Operation Fuck the Middle East
was a touch on the harsh side.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Yes.
It's kind of like how I might feel more friendly for towards the Israelis if they were not such massive cunts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Aint you the awkward Spastic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

SPASTIC.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Cheers Monters.
If only I had your sunny disposition and ready way with people.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I took four pairs of jeans to the tailors last week.
I forgot to tell him I wanted them tapered a certain way, so I went back in the next day and told him really specifically. "Yeah I know, I'm not an idiot" he replied. Just picked them up, he's fucked every pair up royally. I think he thought I asked him to turn them all into denim shorts. I may cry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Take it out on CQ - he's a spastic, you see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Mmnnnnnng!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I think it's time to demand a refund or the job done right.
Possibly you should get the cost of the trousers back too, knowing you they'll have been expensive.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Knowing him , they'll have been sneaked out of a shop under a coat.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

They weren't that expensive, I think the most I paid for one of them was fifty quid.
It's the fact I can't just go into a shop and buy them again cos they're all a couple years old.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Maybe not in your world
But to me at least £50 is a lot for a pair of jeans.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I neglect jeans.
Cos no one really notices them. In my opinion when they look good they just blend in, but when they're bad they stick out and make you look like a twat. I've just had a break through with a specialist alterations place in Manchester, I'm gonna send them off to there to get them sorted. God knows how much it's gonna cost.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Meh, I just stick to black 501s
I am far from your league.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

My favourite ones he ruined were a pair of vintage 505s
:(
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

*checks Jeans*
Nope, sorry, these are 550s, I knew this was my one pair that wasn't 501s and I'd have posted them to you if they'd been 505s, not that they'd fit you, and anyway probably not coz posting other men your trousers is weird, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Not in the denim world.
I've seen some weird stuff. People don't wash their jeans for years (seriously) and then sell them on for more than they paid. It's nothing to do with being a bender (although I have my suspicions), it's because apparently the 'fading' of the denim is a sought after commodity. All very odd and not for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Fucking hell
Are you mighty badgers love child?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I don't think I've ever known another straight bloke
as into clothes as you.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I think this says a lot.
Are you still coming to the hardnuts lunch then?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:13, Reply)

It does, My friends and I are all terrible scruffs.
Yes, I'll be there. 4 works out quite well for me as I'll be able to check into the hotel and have some Dutch courage before meeting a gang of internet weirdos in an area I don't know with lots of dark, forbidding alleyways. An area that's already quite famous for a number of murders.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Bugger
I was hoping you were joking. Oh well, I guess I can put with an uncomfortable silence for the sake of the lamb chops and spicy poos.

What are you like in real life?

EDIT - dutch courage should be taken with care, I've met a number of b3tans who got utterly wankered and only some of them turned out to be alright when they weren't.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

A bit quiet to start with, but once I've warmed up I'm pretty chatty.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Fair enough
Are you old? Like, Monty old, or are you just middling old like me. Since you've been on here 9 years I'm guessing you're not that much of a young 'un.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Haha, nobody's Monty old.
My granny was younger than him at 78 and dead.

I'm 31.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

So a smidgeon older than me.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

So many people on here are younger than I think.
I thought Vipros was my age, I thought Naked Ape was older.

This place is bad for my ego.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'm older than you if that helps.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

but his age is the same number as your IQ
so you'll have that in common!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

But strangely enough it's only half the size of your waistband.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

a third actually
if you're going to be a creeeeeeeeeeeeepy fb stalker, at least be accurate about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

It's always been a surprise to me
that you never entered the Diplomatic Corps.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

it doesn't pay well enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

And just think of all those forrin names you'd have to learn.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Be warned: Al and I are right hardnuts. On and offline.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

We're fucking mental.
Once we looked at each funny and the entire restaurant died.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

God I remember that.
50 dead in a matter of seconds.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Took ages to get the bill.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

IIRC they waived it on account of how fucking tough we are.
They 'didn't want any trouble', I recall.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

*insert Tayyabs fart joke here*

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

so Swipe. why the change of name?
Have you been rumbled and your identity compromised?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:21, Reply)

something like that
but not quite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I admire your balls...

For changing your name...

I've thought about it for ages now.

When I come back it will be with a new name...same as the old name...but not 'my' old name.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I don't know Gonzo.
I'm gutted you think I'm Piston.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Everyone does, what with you being Piston and all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

That's not Gonz.
You plum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I think "thats the joke"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

is that my meme?
What a shit meme.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Piston?
Pissed off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I am a stupid socially inept
internet shut in who will be alone forever.

it's one of those days
you spastic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Who'da thunk it?
What up Caves, have you asked Playgroundboy out yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

he wasn't there
doesn't do playground patrol anymore and so I probably won't see him again. Basically I am a dumbass because I missed my last chance back in JUne.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

There's always the Manchester b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:34, Reply)

That's a long way off from me
b4shes need to be closer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:37, Reply)

You're guaranteed a fuck from that b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

the others I've been to
were disappointing in that respect
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Top board lothario AA will be there dude.
I can't remember if he's the one from here who eats out arseholes, but that could well be on the cards!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I think he's just an arsehole that eats out a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:44, Reply)

baddum tish!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

lol **AA vanity search** he'll have a lunchtime sob over his panini when he sees this.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Yes, yes you are.
Learn from this young padawan.

Having a bad day?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

well it's just that
but you know, now I'm all emo and convinced I will be alone forever as I keep missing the few chances I may have
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Cheer up Caves.
You are a Fearless Pirate Captain, remember? Also Higgs is getting a new boyfriend and that is good (have you picked a name yet?). And you will not die alone, much worse people than you have found their soul mate. I mean I was married once, true story. And If I can get a woman to touch my winkie then there's hope for everyone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I've been married, too, remember
it wasn't all that great. I think perhaps being a bitch will help. it's been a year since I last got any so I suspect I must be doing something wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Don't wear any knickers with your dress on down wetherspoons, and leave your legs open alot

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:48, Reply)

this sounds like excellent advice as usual

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm a real go to guy round here, relationship advice is my forte.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I remembered, I was hoping you didn't.
Yes, I would guess being a bitch would help, that and lowering your standards. You could always accept a drink from Chompy....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Who's the person that you've really creeped out?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

this shall be my new mission then
well, today things are looking up, now, I found some birthday cake I brought home yesterday.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Alt: I think you are going a little insane.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

it's the only way to deal with teh world I reckon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

yeah but you're fucking nuts too.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:17, Reply)