Sticking a 5p sticker on a £9 chicken is pretty fucking pikey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i prefer the word opportunistic.
it's far less emotive.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I would love to drink Brunello di Montalcino every time I buy red wine, but can't afford £20 a bottle.
So I don't buy it, regardless of how much I want it. Ditto you and £9 chickens I presume. Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to steal it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i can afford the chicken, hence the opportunistic nature of my actions.
your presumption is incorrect.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

So why steal it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

opportunism.
or shits and giggles.
take your pick.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Pikiness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

it's a good job your opinion counts for so much.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I know dude.
I have my own column in Take a Break, 'view of the week' is a surefire winner for advertising revenue.

Asda Walmart are lined up for sponsoring next week's column, the Asda demographic ties in exactly with the Take a Break readership.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

seriously, you "write" for take a break?
can i get your autograph?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Take a Break, Chat, TV Quick and The Weekly World News.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

'king hell, top drawer stuff.
well done.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)