Shitty evening thread
what's shit?

alt: what's not shit.

oh and I just realised - in a couple of months I'll have been on b3ta longer than I was with my ex. b3ta wins.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:53, 185 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

quit now, win streak continues.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

if I flounce, what the hell will I do with my life?
how's things with you, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:56, Reply)

killing spree?
exhausted to be honest, moving is shit. Should be in proper by wed night. What choo bin up 2?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:57, Reply)

You need the exercise lardy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:59, Reply)

How heavy are mattresses! Sweet Jesus it took all my herculean strength to get the cunt downstairs and out the door!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)

If you struggle with a mattress, ummmm
you're in the right vocation. I've never seen teachers do a stroke, whilst constantly moaning about how their lives are deluged with 'work', whatever they deem that to be.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

It was just very unwieldly, I am obviously TUFFAZNAILZ
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Your ex must be really really really really shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:59, Reply)

pretty much, yes.
both have wasted ridiculous amounts of my life but at least there are sometimes funny pictures on here.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:00, Reply)

What's shit?
Vodafone are for starters. Fucking robbing cunts. And the replies from their customer service centre get worse and worse in terms of English grammar.

What's not shit is I'm going to the pub in an hour's time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:00, Reply)

cunts
any particular ocassion for the pub, or just because it's monday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Boring as it may seem
Football.

I'm considering writing directly to the customer service manager and enclosing the replies for the lols.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

do it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I bliddy well will.
Basically they have given me an upgrade that isn't, and I'm paying £5 per month more for exactly the same package I was on previously. This is the latest response I've had from them, after I enquired about early cancellation of the contract.

"Thank you for contacting Vodafone Customer Service.
I understand that you were been informed or did not check the terms an conditions.
As stated by one of my colleague, the line rental is £16.67 excluding VAT, and VMI browsing pack od £5.10and at a cost of £4.25(Excluding VAT).
However, since you have upgraded the contract, the contract ends on 18/08/2013. As per the new plan it ends on 18/08/2013, hence, according to this date, if you cancel teh account now, you will have to pay the ETF of £363.15.
I trust the below are the methods to pay the ETF:
How to pay ETF:
― Over the phone by calling 191 (credit/debit card)
― Online Payment (via My Account)
― Cheque
― Cash at Barclays bank

The line rental till the cancellation date and Usage (if any). If you do not wish to pay the ETF now, it can also be added in your final bill.

Please do not cancel your direct debit until your final bill is paid.
I trust the above information helps.

Kind regards,
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Obviously I've replied and said there's no way I'm paying that amount of money
to cancel the contract on a point of principle.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

wtf?
this makes no sense at all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I know.
They've all been like that. I think Naked Ape works for them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:19, Reply)

that makes less than no sense.
'tards.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

If the cokehead named on Dispatches tonight really is Gary O'Connor, C4 and me really do
disagree about what makes someone a "Top Premier League Footballer"
(888777555, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

who do you support?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Wolves. And before anyone calls me a hypocrite I'd say the same about anyone in our squad too.
Looking at the description and Twitter the smart money is on Andy Carrol.
(888777555, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I don't believe you are real and therefore will not be continuing this interaction anymore.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Please yourself.

(888777555, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I put some food on when I got in about half an hour ago.
Then I went to get changed and noodled about on here. I just realised I couldn't hear the sound of cooking from the kitchen.

I didn't turn the hob on. What a bender. Now I am hungry and unfulfilled.

n.b. this is obviously your fault.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:19, Reply)

that is because I am a cloud of doom today
you should eat sugar puffs or something.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Have a rummage in the freezer for a lonely meal for one

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I don't carry those. I make my lonely meals for one from scratch.
Because I don't have anything else to do with my free time aside from cry myself to sleep, drink heavily and make up stories on the internet about how hot I am.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

goddammit
i was going to say that hungry, horny and alone was a fair summary of yourself, but you beat me to it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

If you only had a functioning penis you could masturbate your evenings away.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

It might function!
If only I could find it amongst my bed-sore ridden rolls.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Rummage around for your stinkhole, it won't be too far from there!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)

jesus rory
that's gross even by your standards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I@M HOT!!!!
So have you finished off your masters 'stuff'? Does anyone round here get a cameo. My name's real world, I could star as a ..., ummm yeah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

i am doing it now
finish the critical tonight, the creative tomorrow, get it bound and couriered on wednesday.... DONE.

not in the play you lot don't, no. but unbelievably i have managed to get some interest in my book, and some of you will DEFINITELY be in that. but i would refer you to my disclaimer at the beginning: this is a work of fiction based on the author's imagination. any similarity to any character, living, dead or on b3ta, is purely coincidental, kthxbai.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)

lol it'll be fairly easy to spot the characters from b3ta.
Good luck with it anyway.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)

gracias
they will be the ones that never leave the page...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Are you being mean to exes in it?

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

the bedshitter story might have to be told, aye!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

evening.
what's shit? 2ndmrsblaireau69 still hasn't done a damned thing about jacking in her 2nd job (evenings) which means i still have to be home by 5:30 at the latest. this is having such a massive effect on my work that i'm no longer able to capitalise letters.
what's not shit? i spent the afternoon flying kites with weeblaireau69 today after her first day at school was cancelled due to a collapsed ceiling and i used a reduced price sticker i found in asda to get a nine quid chicken for 5p this evening.
and how the fuck do i do a pound sign on this fucking laptop? mongness.


aaaaaand relax.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:32, Reply)

That seems a good way to get yourself done for theft.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:50, Reply)

sure does.
the thrill of the chase ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

It's fairly obvious that you're defrauding the store, and you'll look a right twat being escorted out of there by the Fedz
Still as long as you've got an alternative store lined up for the weekly shop and enjoy receiving Police cautions then GO4IT!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

yeah, totally likely.
obvious to who? not the checkout monkey cos i used the self-service.
no security staff since the walmart takeover.
total deniability.
evidence?
etc.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Move over David Niven, B69 is the new 'Phantom'
Fucking hell, the evidence is the 5p sticker that you've put over original price. Lol dat wasn't me guvnor, is not 'total deniability'. There's always a cunt hanging around the self service who may pick up on your amazing subterfuge. Plus plenty of in store camera's. There are people there who watch them you know. Do you really believe that you're the first criminal mastermind to come up with that jolly ruse? It's a balancing act, if you believe that having a criminal record for an offence of dishonesty over asda water loaded chicken is worth it then more fool you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

oh goodness, you're like a dog that's sniffed a rat.
you just aren't going to drop it, are you?
the degree of assumption you're jumping to is amazing, almost as amazing as your grammar.
i know i couldn't have been seen applying the sticker and i had a number of other reduced items in the trolley. no, at 7pm there is no-one watching the cctv, again one of the walmart cost-cutting schemes. criminal mastermind? once applied these 3-part perforated stickers are almost impossible to remove and re-use, the one i had was pristine and applied only once. if you don't appreciate the difference that makes then away with you.
and as for belittling the poor chicken to further validate your point...
calm down dear, it's only a commercial.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Sticking a 5p sticker on a £9 chicken is pretty fucking pikey.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

i prefer the word opportunistic.
it's far less emotive.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I would love to drink Brunello di Montalcino every time I buy red wine, but can't afford £20 a bottle.
So I don't buy it, regardless of how much I want it. Ditto you and £9 chickens I presume. Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to steal it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i can afford the chicken, hence the opportunistic nature of my actions.
your presumption is incorrect.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

So why steal it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

opportunism.
or shits and giggles.
take your pick.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Pikiness.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

it's a good job your opinion counts for so much.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I know dude.
I have my own column in Take a Break, 'view of the week' is a surefire winner for advertising revenue.

Asda Walmart are lined up for sponsoring next week's column, the Asda demographic ties in exactly with the Take a Break readership.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

seriously, you "write" for take a break?
can i get your autograph?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Take a Break, Chat, TV Quick and The Weekly World News.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

'king hell, top drawer stuff.
well done.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm not really excited one way or the other B69, although there are many here who'd laugh up their sleeves in the event of you being caught, and then blubbing about it on a comedy forum.
You seem to know an awful lot about Wal Marts instore security, as a result of which you can commit 'daylight robbery'. You must know someone 'on the inside'. Irrespective you've already committed theft by stealing a roll of their pricing stickers from the store. I'm not sure why you're informing me of the application and removal techniques of the stickers, if this is you're irrefutable proof that you haven't committed fraud re the pricing of the item then you need to have a word with your GP regarding your current medications. Pricing a £9 product up at 5 pence is always going to be suss. It's a sweet touch you retreating to 'lol yur grammer is shit' argument, but it's got no legs in it, moreso considering the quality of your response.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

you're really not very good at reading.
as was made clear, i found a sticker and some days later put it to use. who said anything about stealing a roll of them?
despite the feigned nonchalance you were certainly acting excited, it's up there ^ in black and grey.
i don't claim to "know an awful lot" about walmart's security but i know what i know. also i don't recall denying that i'd committed the act or indeed that the act was not fraudulent.
medication, you say? pah.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

it is certainly an ideal day for kites

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

got pretty fucking hairy once or twice, the bairn doesn't weigh more than about 15kg.
and the wind was gusting to about 60-70mph.
my brain is now a cobweb free zone.
and the bairn absolutely loved it!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Nothing really
Alt: I just had an awesome sandwich for tea, so that's all good! Also, I'm off to the pub quiz in half an hour, then I'm at another one tomorrow night, should be a good week!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

croissant/quasontz with that?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I have to unpack
which is shit. What's not shit....ummm....I can't actually think of anything. Which is also a bit shit.
(berk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Sorry to hear that your boyfrend is a bit shit :(

( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

He's lovely
but I won't get to see him til saturday evening, which is - yes, you've guessed it - shit.
(berk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

What's shit is the new Vauxhall advert.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Being human is shit.
Alt: dunno, I'll get back to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

this I can empathise with
so, why're you so down?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:43, Reply)

He doesn't understand why he creeps people out
He's had three Police cautions this month alone based on his tube antics
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I'm not really.
just finding people complicated. That thing you say about a broken rule system.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

it is absolutely true
as an aside, my Dad has modified the family motto (not that I knew we had one, but there are only a few of us) to 'I may have my faults , but being normal is not one of them'

I don't know if this is a reaction to me and my brother being over at the weekend or what
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Hmmm! family mottos?
I think ours would be onward and upward.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

do you all like flying?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Not really.
We're all just very good at overcoming adversity.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

and have an unlucky streak?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

We're only unlucky in one aspect.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Amour!
And probably our metabolism.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:07, Reply)

aww :(
From the other side of the family, there is the promise of proper mentals within the next decade. I'm hoping I take after me dad more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I take after my dad quite a bit.
And I take after my mum for all the crap stuff apart from lack of cellulite and ageing well.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I may steal this.
My family motto is "Stand Fast", well, the bit that's not Galic and doesn't refer to an ancient rock is, anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

My family motto is Stan' Clear!
And then there is a family song that continues on, the cry of Stan' Clear! being the opening line.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I don't think we have a song

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

We definitely do. The lyrics are:
Stand clear! Don man a-talk
You can't stand where I stand, you can't walk where I walk
Watch out! We run New York
Police man come, we bust him out the park
I know this for a fact, you don't like how I act
You claim I'm sellin' crack
But you be doin' that
I'd rather say "see ya"
Cause I would never be ya
Be a officer? You WICKED overseer!
Ya hotshot, wanna get props and be a saviour
First show a little respect, change your behavior
Change your attitude, change your plan
There could never really be justice on stolen land
Are you really for peace and equality?
Or when my car is hooked up, you know you wanna follow me
Your laws are minimal
Cause you won't even think about lookin' at the real criminal
This has got to cease
Cause we be getting HYPED to the sound of da police!

Now here's a likkle truth
Open up your eye
While you're checking out the boom-bap, check the exercise
Take the word "overseer," like a sample
Repeat it very quickly in a crew for example
Overseer
Overseer
Overseer
Overseer
Officer, Officer, Officer, Officer!
Yeah, officer from overseer
You need a little clarity?
Check the similarity!
The overseer rode around the plantation
The officer is off patroling all the nation
The overseer could stop you what you're doing
The officer will pull you over just when he's pursuing
The overseer had the right to get ill
And if you fought back, the overseer had the right to kill
The officer has the right to arrest
And if you fight back they put a hole in your chest!
(Woop!) They both ride horses
After 400 years, I've _got_ no choices!
The police them have a little gun
So when I'm on the streets, I walk around with a bigger one
(Woop-woop!) I hear it all day
Just so they can run the light and be upon their way

Check out the message in a rough stylee
The real criminals are the C-O-P
You check for undercover and the one PD
But just a mere Black man, them want check me
Them check out me car for it shine like the sun
But them jealous or them vexed cause them can't afford one
Black people still slaves up til today
But the Black police officer nah see it that way
Him want a salary
Him want it
So he put on a badge and kill people for it
My grandfather had to deal with the cops
My great-grandfather dealt with the cops
My GREAT grandfather had to deal with the cops
And then my great, great, great, great... when it's gonna stop?!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

sounds proper authenic that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

The only truly authentic music is black music.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)

The only truely authentic people are fish.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Only the very ugly is truly beautiful.
And if the printed word has any meaning, then it must come from the very edge of fucky bum boo boo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

How poetic.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

It's a Richard Geefe quotation.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

that sounds like a proper one
I think ours is just something someone made up(originally it wasn't 'normal' it was 'wrong')
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Proper and scotch, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

You are just as complicated to everyone else.
Remember that my little Communist cornflake.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Yes, this annoys me too.
In fact this annoys me more than other people. I actually like other people, on an individual basis, you understand.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I think most people would agree with you.
But how boring life would be if we were all an open book.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

This is all true.
I must apologiese.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Whose pissing on your chips at the moment?

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

noone really.
Just having a 'not liking me' day, these things pass.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I can relate to that.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

*Raises a glass*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Already there.
*hiccup*
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

*exhales*
getting there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Perhaps he's your ex for a reason

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:00, Reply)

undoubtedly
i must flush my chuff at once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

My feminine hygiene is fucking impeccable.
I douche with Vim every evening.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:06, Reply)

+to

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

My favorite old poster.



For some reason I find this quite erotic.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

My burnt finger is shit
alt: my new jumper is decidedly not shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

how did you do that, then
and how awesome is your jumper?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)

lysol, innit? it proper burns.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Hot oven and stupidity
my jumper is very awesome. Big, grey and comfortable. Only thing wrong with it, is that it is slightly off shoulder
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

oops
slightly off the shoulder isn't that bad, is it? Just make sure you've got something nice underneath
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Seductive innit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Not especially
means I have to wear a camisole or something to cover bra straps, and I'm not really a wearing camisoles type of girl
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Just don't wear a bra then.
God, do we have to think of everything?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Dammit you're right

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

It's not the first time it's been said.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Nowt wrong with bra straps.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

This is true
maybe some colourful ones
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

exactly!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

You burnt another one?
are you alright?
(berk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I am a fool
but it's a tad better than earlier thanks when I was in quite a lot of pain
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

You're no fool.
Just cackhanded.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I can't disagree sadly
my hands are going to be covered in scars if this goes on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Chicks dig scars.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Tru Dat.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Physical or emotional.
It's all good.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Best ways to attract the mentals

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I love a bit of mental, me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Evening benders.
What have I missed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I have found the collected columns of Richard Geefe
And have introduced Quixote to my family song.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)

You've got a family song!
I'll find my family song for you. Hang on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

"I've got a brand new combine harvester..."

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*Flicks*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*waits for the birdie song*

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*The V sign*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X67ZhnTjlSw
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Only marginally better than the birdie song then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

*Considers Blousies' suitability for the cider boat*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

*considers Jeffs suitability for internet husband*

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

*Fears for the sanity of CQ*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

too late.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I might have feared for it.
But I wasn't worried.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Pfft! I don't know what CQ has got to do with our marriage.

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

We can discuss the future on the pier!
:-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)

burning, autisming, emoing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Nothing then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

nothing new, no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

that 10 years of b3ta thing is pretty cool
people from years ago keep posting that haven't in years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Am I bovvered?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

probably not
i was just trying to be upbeat. I shall revert to former emo-ness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Nah. You be yourself Captain!
Sorry that Playground Patrol wasn't what you were expecting. Would you have asked him out if he were there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

i totally worked myself up to it
I was just going to ask him if he wanted to come for a drink later. I wasn't looking terrible, either. Now I can either MTFU and email him, or just forget it.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Email him you goblin brained fool.
Do it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

i suppose I at least am unlikely to have to face
him after he says no
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Do it. You GOBLIN.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Please email him.
I have so many regrets about not being forward enough with guys in the past.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

maybe in a few days
right now I'm too esteem-fragile to deal with the rejection - lame.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

do it.
Please do it now. if you put it off you won't do it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I should probably do it from my work account
since it's his work email, he did email my personal address last year sometime (my mailbox at work is tiny), but I don't think he'd recognise it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Tiny inbox lolz
*Sniggers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

people keep trying to ram it with
big things, it just doesn't go in!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Clearly you're not looking for any sort of 'attachment'...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

just seeing if anyone will byte

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Well, as long as you've not got a nasty virus...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Rejection isn't so bad.
You get over it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

pretty fed up of getting over it
though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Me too but I'm still here trying : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I didn't really call you a GOBLIN up there.
Go on Captain. Drop him a line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

What she said, do it or regret it forever.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

as long as you guys are on hand to
say platitudes when he turns me down.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)

*puts hand on heart*
Totally.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

^this
We all get turned down but not trying is even worse. Believe me,I speak from experience.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Captain.
Have a little faith in yourself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Sometimes faith has nothing to do with it.
Sometimes it's just luck.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Faith, luck. Whatever it is.
No one got anywhere without being brave every once in a while.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

i don't have a good track record on this kinda shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Time to make a change then Captain.
If you're looking at records, then they are set to be broken. If you are playing the law of averages, then sooner or later a coin that had landed 'heads' will land 'tails'.

If it all goes wrong - and I hope it doesn't - will you be in a worse position than you are now or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

no different, I suppose
in real terms. Just add it to the pile
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Well if the worst that can happen is that you've an even number of 'shite' in the pile, at least you'll be organised.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)