Yes, yes I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Like the Dukes of Hazzard?
And when you say you 'missed' your window, do you mean that it is only open for a short time each day, or do you mean that you launched yourself at the window and hit the wall instead?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Both.
It's open between 12:45 and 1pm, but this is barely relevant as I missed it by 9 inches and exploded my testes on the corner of the photocopier anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

My aunty had to be told what 'scrotum' meant the other day.
My uncle (her brother) said "You know, your corduroy bit. Kop-e-Kat cords, haha.""
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I do not understand a word of that, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You
know
your
corduroy
bit

Which of those words?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

What? Corduroy? Are you insane?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'm not.
He is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

'Kop-e-Kat cords haha'


I couldn't agree more - I'm in fits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

It really is another language up there isn't it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I just heard "while you're on the phone to me right now how painful are your testicles"
did you just ring in to us?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Yes.
Can you tell her 'very', please?

Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)