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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Someone put one in our loo saying 'Please Ensure You Flush After Use'and someone wrote under it 'My wife usually flushes for me'. Which I find an incredibly odd thing to have said.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:41,
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We have a shit terrorist where we work.Always leaves the hugest dumps I've ever seen. Seriously, I'm surprised they haven't asked for the right to vote.
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This is one of my many, many pet hates.I've frequently gone into the bogs here and stumbled out again backwards yelling "What the fuck is wrong with people?"
One blocked up in bog roll, the other with piss drenching the entire cubicle and the third looking as though somebody's arse has fucking exploded whilst they were desperately yanking their trousers down.
Why do people think this sort of behaviour is OK? The regularity with which this happens is disturbing.
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Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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It is shocking, I agree.I look around the office and there are the usual wankers and no mates and weirdos that you get, but I don't see anyone who I think 'I bet they don't even know how to use a fucking toilet' and yet someone leaves shit on the seat, so...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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There was one I saw the other dayIt was the same size and shape as a tennis ball.
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hahahahA kid at school was about 3 feet tall but did shits the length and girth of large cans of beer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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"I wouldn't say it were big, but if it'd've had brains, it'd've been able to rule the world..."(, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)
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