Sometimes people don't get irony, wit or humour.
A bit like the person sat opposite me. Of all the jokes I know, she likes the "man with half an orange for a head" joke the funniest.

Weird.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:08, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i do not know this joke
please to tell it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I don't know it either
go on, go on, go on...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sakes.
I'm not writing it all out again.

Here: defectiveyeti.com/half_head_orange.html
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Haha!
WTF?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

You find it funny as well?
Christ, I thought better of you.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Just mental!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)

That's one way of putting it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Really?
That's a sad joke. So much reading for nothing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Tell her the devil in the post office one.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I fucking love that joke.
I actually told it to someone via email the other day.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I assume it's a variation on this one?
I was waiting for a bus, when a guy pulled up in a Ferrari, he got out and out of the other door stepped Kate Moss. They walked off arm in arm, but the weirdest thing was that he had an orange where his head should be. The next day, waiting for the same bus a Porsche pulled up, Cindy Crawford stepped out of the passenger door and walked off down the road arm in arm with the man with an orange where his head should be. The third day, the same thing, a Lamborghini pulled up, Linda Evangalista got out of the passenger side and walked off down the street with the man with an orange where his head should be. Thursday, it was a Mercedes and Elle Macpherson and the man with an orange where his head should be. By Friday I couldn’t take it anymore, I needed to ask, so I said to him ‘What gives? I see you everyday in a different expensive car, walking off arm in arm with a different supermodel, what’s the story?’

‘Well, I was cleaning out my Nan’s house after she died and I found this old lamp, I rubbed it and out popped a genie who said he’d give me three wishes. So for my first wish I asked for a new top of the range sports car for every day of the week, and for my second I asked for a different supermodel to sleep with every night’.

‘Oh, OK’, I said ‘And what about your third wish’.

At which point he turned to me angrily and said ‘Isn’t it obvious? I wished for an orange where my head should be’.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yup.
Click the link to see it.

It's a bit of a read.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Yeah, I just realised we posted at the same time.
Your version is even longer.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)

It's my joint favourite joke, with this one, but this one needs a willing stooge.
Ask me if I'm an orange.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Are you an orange?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

*Sigh* Are you an orange.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Yes,
Ask me if I'm an orange.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1351673
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Yes!
Ask me if I'm a lemon.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Are you a lemon?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Are you fucking retarded?
I fucking told you twice already, I'm a fucking orange.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Twat.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I know.
The worst thing is, I genuinely find that funny and always have.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It's poorer than a Bangladeshi flood victim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Is it poorer than you?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)