alright bumlords?
Tonight I am writing an email to volunteer to work with teenagers. Any advice gratefully received.

On a different note, I am upset that last night's 'TV Chefs go Brazzers' saw nobody joining in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:51, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It might be worth adding in a line that says you aren't a nonce.
Unless you are a nonce. In which case you'll probably get found out with the CRB checks.

Any other developments work-wise?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

it's not a crime if you don't get caught.
/House of Pain.

The hip hop bakery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:56, Reply)

The hip hop bakery..
Or the 'Greggs Fresh Crew' as they are known 'on the scene'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Mo'fuckin steak slice bitches

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

The Greggs Fresh Crew's biggest hit was The Dough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:06, Reply)

True,
plus with kids so annoying its little wonder that only nonces are left wanting to spend time with them.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

See the last thread for sustained internet pun-bullying.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

do not fuck them, frowned upon.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:57, Reply)

don't pre judge them
I worked on a summer college for supposedly rough kids who had dropped out of school. They were mostly cool, bright and didn't beat me up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)