evening thread, time
GONZ! (or someone else, for that matter) I bought some gnocci, what do I make with it (remember I can only handle about 3 steps)

alt: What the hell are tuesdays for?

altalt: it is tuesday, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:08, 47 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just put some Italian tomato sauce with it.
Chopped tomatoes, garlic etc
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:11, Reply)

yay
thank you. does etc. mean anything in particular? would chorizo work, I have that.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Anything like that.
Gnocci is just pasta and potato. You want to add some flavour.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:23, Reply)

ok, ta
never had it before

so how is blousie-world?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Ok. Just making dinner then I'm off-line for a while so I can concentrate on crochet : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:25, Reply)

yay - how's that going?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Haven't done it for a few days.
I need to get cracking again. I am enjoying it though.

Sent your email yet?
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:27, Reply)

i wrote it to see how it looked
then there was something else to deal with so I had to close it down. Still not sure it doesn't sound dumb.

have you manage to sort out that stitch-losing thing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Gaz me if you'd like me to look over it for you.
Not really. I just need to practice. Practice makes perfect innit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)

definitely
there's a word for crocheting with no purpose, going off in all directions and things. It's a good word, I forget what it is, though

perhaps I shall gaz you, it's only a sentence and a bit. I reckon the less I say the better. Also I have not just written "PIIIITTTTYYY MEEEE!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I'm just as shit at stuff like that.
But I'm good at spurring others on in matters of the opposite sex.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)

You meanie Blousie.
You offer to help Captain with her 'difficult' e-mail, and in the next line you withdraw the offer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Carbonara sauce with bacon is good too.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

om nyom nyom

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

that's pretty much what I said when I tried this

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Tuesdays are for losing the plot.
Well I am, having left everything to the last minute with moving back to Newcastle. Going on Thursday and I have nothing sorted. Panic stations everyone.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:17, Reply)

how long for?
you may still be OK
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Christmas init.
I should be packing more suitcases but instead I'm chain smoking and watching Curb.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:20, Reply)

make a list
perhaps that will stop you taking 20 pairs of shoes and 40 jackets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Oh I'm taking everything make no mistake.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

you are a strange beast
does this mean you'll have enough clothes to wear something different every day?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)

At a guess I could wear something different every day for two months, not including jeans/trousers.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)

My wardrobe consists of:
2 suits
3 pairs of Jeans
3 pairs of shorts
2 tracksuit bottoms
Approx 20 casual shirts
7 formal shirts
Approx 8 pairs of shoes I wear.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:44, Reply)

you have many shoes
This reminds me: I should buy some new shoes
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I waste money on sunglasses, I have eight (designer) pairs now, it's stupid/
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:47, Reply)

How much do designer glasses cost?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Cheapest pair I have were £105, most expensive were £220
I realise this is bentness of gargantuan proportion.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)

.....
you are correct in your summation of bentness
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:52, Reply)

i will punish myself
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:54, Reply)

If your idea of punishing yourself is to buy more sunglasses
then you are doing it wrong
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I was gonna put a couple on ebay
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Do they have platinum-plated frames?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:06, Reply)

so you have spent at least £1000
on overpriced sunglasses? dude...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

why are you headed back to newcastle?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

It's a Gnocc(i)out

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

this is a painful twist of phonemes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

phonemes and graphemes can do one for comedy!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:45, Reply)

alright bumlords?
Tonight I am writing an email to volunteer to work with teenagers. Any advice gratefully received.

On a different note, I am upset that last night's 'TV Chefs go Brazzers' saw nobody joining in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:51, Reply)

It might be worth adding in a line that says you aren't a nonce.
Unless you are a nonce. In which case you'll probably get found out with the CRB checks.

Any other developments work-wise?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

it's not a crime if you don't get caught.
/House of Pain.

The hip hop bakery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:56, Reply)

The hip hop bakery..
Or the 'Greggs Fresh Crew' as they are known 'on the scene'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Mo'fuckin steak slice bitches

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

The Greggs Fresh Crew's biggest hit was The Dough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:06, Reply)

True,
plus with kids so annoying its little wonder that only nonces are left wanting to spend time with them.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:03, Reply)

See the last thread for sustained internet pun-bullying.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

do not fuck them, frowned upon.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 18:57, Reply)

don't pre judge them
I worked on a summer college for supposedly rough kids who had dropped out of school. They were mostly cool, bright and didn't beat me up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)