Having lived in both the north, south and midlands for numerous years apiece
aside from the fact that the general populace are cunts regardless, there's nothing wrong per se with anyone based on where they're from, it's the attitude people have to one another on learning that you're 'not from round here' that's unpleasant.
(berk, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Unless you are being unfriendly to gyppos.
Let them stop on your village green for the night. Next thing you know - Gherkin!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

If they had obeyed the law
they wouldn't be being evicted.
(berk, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Gyppos? Obeying the law?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Well, quite
we all take the piss a little in our own special ways - speeding, or consuming large quantites of MDs, but building on greenbelt land without planning permission is clearly only ever going to hugely piss people off. If you're going to break the law, at least have a little common sense and break it in a way that only affects you so you're less likely to get caught.
Don't do something intensely stupid and then whine about your human rights when you get slapped down for doing it. Don't fucking do it in the first place, retards.
(berk, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Gyppos built that ridiculous building near Liverpool Street?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Oh yes.
Quite industrious, your average gyppo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Well, their slaves did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

*pint stops halfway to lips*
*eyes narrow*
'aven't seen you round 'ere before...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I have been in pubs exactly like that
the kind where everyone turns and stares at you when you walk in, and you can almost hear banjos in the distance...
(berk, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Last time I went into one like that
I'd only travelled as far as North London. I don't think they'd ever seen a man with long hair in that particular establishment before.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I've had darts stop mid-flight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Rural Wales is an excellent place to not enjoy pubs, from experience.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Least they all speak their own language
and don't have to listen to their inane dribblings.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

No, you just have to feel it
As the spittle flies all over the pub from trying to get their inebriated tongues round words which have seven consonants and a 'Y' where the vowel ought to be.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I'm having a bad flashback.

Not for the first time in my life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Once you get your head around the phonetics, Welsh is actually quite logical.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

That sounds like our local,
which is why I've been in once in 6 years. Plus they think a G&T is a cocktail.
(DeeDee, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)