She's just a friend, a very hot friend but just a friend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is she menopausal?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I don't get this, is this a hot flushes thing?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Probably
Be on the lookout for abnormally long thighs and anal musk, as well...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Nah she's like half chinese so a short arse.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Abnormally short thighs could lead to similar difficulties
And if we're going to trawl through old memes like this, you should probably check she's not your half-sister as well...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

So
You're not really expecting to get freaky at all?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Nope, if I do I wouldn't object but I'm just meeting for a catch up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I see
Maybe you should try. I think drinks and dancing are the safest option to get close without showing too much of your game.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Just don't dance too close if you've got a raging lob-on

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)

A guy I met on a pub some time ago
was dancing with me, very close, and said the sweetest words ever:

"Abe, you make it be like a big black pudding" (kind of literal translation there, I hope it makes sense)

I inmediately stopped dancing with him and went to meet my girlfriends, who are probably still laughing at him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Jesus tittyfucking H Christ.
So, basically, "You've made it full of blood, albeit still rather squidgy, and with a rather strong flavour than not many people like..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

And black
very black. He wasn't black. I didn't want to see it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)