I dont even need to read the story and I'm lolling!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There are other reports that he was half eaten by badgers.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

He does fucking look like Ramsey mind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

The badgers were later heard complaining about small portions "fucking nouvelle cuisine" being a direct quote.

(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

+1,000,000

(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

BLIMEY IT@S CAVEDUCK!!!
I forget are you a wanker?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Yes.
I'm unsure of my exact wanker rating, but Psychochomp will have it on a database somewhere, directly imported from a spreadsheet that is based on several weighted factors. He's the Duckworth Lewis of internet wankery.
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's not sett in stone though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Possibly.
It's not a black and white issue.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You'd be sett for life after that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You're like AA but slower.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

*kills self*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

People have flounced for less

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1354245
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I don't want to read the story, it can't live up to what is in my head.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)