Well, obviously.
Someone needs to service all the ladies of North London, if only to stop them coming to me, and I don't really have the time, what with having to satisfy every woman south of the river.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You are Cowelling furiously here
with about as much success.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Meh.
You have found me out, I am a massive woofter of foxtrotian proportions.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Pfffft.
As if they'd go to you over me. I lick their arses for fuck sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Well, I do like then cleaned up before I take care of them. thanks for that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)