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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Good man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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14 years ago)
The trouble is, half way through, my mouth dried up, like, completely devoid of moisture at all, my lips were stuck to my teeth.
I didn't bring in a drink but I think I got away with not making a horse-like face.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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You are describing the first time you had sex, right?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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As long as you kept a lid on your compulsive masturbation...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:51,
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The doctor told me I have to stop masturabating, I asked him why, and he said so he can exammin me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:05,
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and how's your mother in law?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:07,
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