I am in a fantastic mood today.
I got a 320 quid tax rebate.

And my tax code means I got an extra 180 quid in my wages.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Taste like a spunky biscuit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I got one of those last month.
They really are quite excellent, wish I got them more often. I am of course referring to tax rebates, not spunky biscuits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It's fucking great.
I have the day off today and I am buzzing.

All the songs on the radio I like, the birds are singing etc.

Going to meet some mates at the pub in a bit.

Shu mone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I hate you, you chirpy cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Love you big boy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Fuck it, I've got a K tax code.
It means I owe them more than my personal allowance, so I pay tax on all of my income, and they take a bit extra.

CCCCCUUUUUUUUNNNNNTTTTSSSSSS
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)