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Weekend plans?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:42, 172 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Lots of meh and some cleaning.
I AM GOING TO DRAW A PICTURE!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Spending time with my daughter
has reminded me how much I enjoy drawing. I always got As for art and did things like the artwork for school play posters and stuff. My brother was singled out as the artist of the three of us, though. He went to art school for a year and it put him off for life.My father's a decent watercolourist and his father was a professional landscape artist in Canada after his retirement. He was really pretty good. Painted with a knife rather than a brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Is there no end to your talents Mr Boyce?
I'm more into figurative and portraiture.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)
I am, according to my father, a 'polymath'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)
A Renaissance man?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Ho yuss.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)
By "painted with a knife"
are you suggesting he killed hookers and arranged their severed limbs according to his own twisted vision?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)
WITH A SPOON!!!111!!
No wait, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)
A magnificent tableau of still life
life death
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)
This ranks highly among the most bent things you've written

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I stopped trying to rank yours
when it became clear to me that every one of your posts is so utterly bent that there was no point in trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)
I could write you a story about a writhing, multi-cocked man orgy,
replete with violent anal fisting, piss enemas, rubber chaps and interior designers, and it STILL wouldn't be as bent as your post about art.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
gay

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I know you are, but what am I?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Actually I might do that too
It's been a few months since I picked up the pens and pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)
It's been a few years for me.
Considering I did an art degree, it's a crying shame.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

pens and pencils crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)
There's nothing wrong with working in crayon.
It makes my Postman Pat colouring book look all bright and sunny.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Day out with wife and daughter.
Watching some rugby.
Cleaning the flat.
Cooking a grouse.
Hopefully a sneaky pint or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Southend v Plymouth tomorrow.
Financially, I think Plymouth are your football equivalent, Mr Monty.

Apart from that I am having a lazy arsed weekend after last weekends hectic schedule.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Swansea for us at theirs
There's lovely then, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Forgot to add
I shall be strengthening the security of the flat in anticipation of the increase in burglary and car theft as pikeys leave dalefarm and disperse around country.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)
I'm going to be rocking out with my little'un tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Haha!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)
We started a band last weekend.
With her toy crocodile on bass.

The guitar is really not bad, you know. It plays better than one of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I shall be "guitaring" tonight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)
What is the band called?
It looks pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)
'Zyklon B'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Real answer
'Len-and-Dad-zillas' apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Lucky as Zyklon b was already taken
Norwegian Black Metal, would you believe?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Well I never.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Is the real answer a Zingzillas reference?
I've not seen it, but apparently my niece loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Yes, sadly it is.
Like most kids' shows it's really bent, but it does teach the little scrotes about the world of music so it's better than than nauseating Scots bird who teaches shit science, or those cunts in Balamory.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)
You fucking love Miss Hoolie!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I'd bumrape Josie Jump for a dare.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
I think Edie McCready would be a goer mind you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)
In the back of her van. Phwooarr.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Nice.
My son has just started expressing an interest in playing his guitar. He likes to sit cross-legged on the floor with me and make ambient scratchy noises or attempt to play the Imperial March theme on the open strings.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)
How old is he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Five
I think it is around this age when you actually develop enough strength in the fingers to be able to fret a chord.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I tuned my daughter's guitar
to an open G in the hope that she becomes a slide ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)
It is your pink guitar as you well know

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Nah, Monty is more of a pink oboe player

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)
skin flute
fleshy flugelhorn
spunk trumpet
etc
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Man's penis

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Good plan
It's a bit more encouraging if it doesn't sound completely shite for them as they bash at the strings.
It worked for Keef too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I concur, it's a good idea
But Madonna was also started off with an open tuned guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)
She's good, but she's no 'Erasure', eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)
*sigh*
It's difficult to take the musical high road when you have taste as bad as mine. I literally booked tickets to see Erasure yesterday. This will be the third time I'll have seen them.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)
*shakes head wearily*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)
In other music news...
I forgot to say - I took delivery of that Baby Huey LP earlier this week. Your assessment was about right, a couple of tracks the you can skip over but the rest is all good.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Glad you like it.
I love that guy. 'Listen to Me' is a stone cold classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Mrs Dupinblue has booked a B&B in Camber Sands for Saturday night
So I shall be swimming in the English channel, seeking out some local beer (probably Shepherd's Neame as they are just over the border in Kent) and finding excuses to nip off for a crafty smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)

....and so he gave up, on his black belt and first Dan
Near as he got to China was a week in Camber Sands
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Nothing as of yet. I wanted to go down to London
but some friends of my mother are coming to stay and in all conscience (since she's in Ireland) I couldn't leave my dad to entertain them alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Get rid of that conscience thing
It'll only hold you back.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)
So friends of your mother are coming over when she's not there?
Are you sure your dad wouldn't want to "entertain" them without you cockblocking him?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Eurgh!
Old people don't have sex! Why would you suggest that LiC, why? Why!?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Because he's old.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)
So he should know
what with him not having any sex. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)
*cries into expired condom*
YOUR SO MEEN
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I'm beginning to see this :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Son + Bikes + Park
Should be a nice relaxing weekend, nothing very interesting. Hopefully it will involve sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Bit of tidying and cleaning.
Might cook a curry at some point, just because I've got shitloads of chicken, and really want to cook something with it.

Aside from that, very little.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Assuming I dont die (which I feel like I might)
I shall be nomming Thai Green curry tonight
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Very nice
Yep, I'm a little hungover too :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)
You are going to die.
Sorry to be the etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)
I feel like death today
Have been awake since 2am
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
MD's?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Regrettably, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Lightweight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I'm working 12 hours straight today.
Tomorrow I'm going to my nice cousin's engagement party where I will be running the bar for her and on Sunday I am working 12hours straight again.

I am sick of this working thing.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)
It does suck
Although I'm a bit quiet at the moment, after 3 weeks of mania and stress. I am using this time to quiz my blossoming Japanese skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I am sick of it too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Join me in the land of the unemployed, it's ace
You get to watch as your bank balance slowly depletes.

Today I will be going to That Big London to watch one of my favourite band's final gig :(
Pre-season friendly game of football tomorrow and band practice on Sunday. I've been reliably informed we're going to play a couple of my song suggestions for a change.

In conclusion: this weekend wins.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)
The Bluetones?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)
While trawling ticketmaster I did see they're doing a farewell tour
But no I'm going to see A1. Only kidding, it's an independent band from Oxford who are calling it a day after three years: Ute. They're not even the headliners.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)
I have to say I'm a little relieved
I don't hate The Bluetones, but I didn't think they were anybody's 'favourite' band...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Not even the members of the Bluetones.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Bronski Beat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Ah, the video for Smalltown Boy
Reminds me of when I took the train leaving Scotland for down south.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)
It reminds me of when you did that, too.
Still, sage advice from Bummerville on the chorus.

Run away run away run away? I certainly will, you diminutive cock-hound.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaeeeaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)
That's what the people of England said when he turned up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)
I'm HOME.
I had an extra long dance lesson, drove home, and now am watching telly. good day for me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)
What are you wearing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I was wearing a dress earlier.
now am in jeans and a shirt. Why?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Just pervin'

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This post is very "internet".

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Tonight I'm out at a new Indian restaurant that just opened up last week
I'll probably hit the gym a couple of times, bit of swimming, watch the Celtic v Rangers game on Sunday, and if she's been very good I might let my GF jump up and down on my vast member.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I shall be knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door.
And banging your Mum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Good luck with that.
She has a diseased fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)
It's so bad I refused to shit in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Hahahaha!
Oh Monty, you're teeeerrible.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Fancy a pint after school?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I'm so bad I'm in detention.
Got dinner tonight sweetheart. Sunday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Okey dokey.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Monty, where the juddering fuck is everyone today?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Pounding your Mum.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Well, she'd be unable to struggle, I'd give them that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)
She wriggles when I chew her clit!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)
really? you must let the physios know
that would be serious progress.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)
I will when they are done raping her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)
It's not rape if they shout out "physio session!" first.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Over on the Tedious Cunt Board?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)
that doesn't really narrow it down to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)
"kick, kick, kicking in her back door
woah-oh-oh-oh"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Aye aye yeah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)
I was doing an acapella version

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Soz love. Course you were.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)
might have been.
You're not the boss of me, man.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)
No love. Course I'm not.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Good. Just as long as that's all clear.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)
As a bell, Badge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Going down to london lunchtime tomorrow
meeting a uni mate for a bit, knowing her it'll be for lunch. Then waiting around, then drinking in north london then a gig then probably home on a late train.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I am in a fantastic mood today.
I got a 320 quid tax rebate.

And my tax code means I got an extra 180 quid in my wages.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Taste like a spunky biscuit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I got one of those last month.
They really are quite excellent, wish I got them more often. I am of course referring to tax rebates, not spunky biscuits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)
It's fucking great.
I have the day off today and I am buzzing.

All the songs on the radio I like, the birds are singing etc.

Going to meet some mates at the pub in a bit.

Shu mone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)
I hate you, you chirpy cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Love you big boy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)
Fuck it, I've got a K tax code.
It means I owe them more than my personal allowance, so I pay tax on all of my income, and they take a bit extra.

CCCCCUUUUUUUUNNNNNTTTTSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Spot the odd one out from this offer
"Getaways: Amsterdam, Harrogate, Ireland, Tenerife, Bali and more"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)
WHAT ABOUT MK??????

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Don't you forget about MK

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Forefront of my mind, old bean.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)
and the motherfuckers act like they forgot about MK.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Amsterdam isn't on an island.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)
I had to explain to someone a while back that islands weren't floating.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)
One of my ex employees maintained that saveloys are made from fish.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)
That's fucking priceless!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)
genuinely?
did they have some basis for this? I mean, other than presumably assuming that the taxinomical structure of fish was based upon location in a chippy's hot cabinet?

"yeah, so your basic fish species, y'see, you've got cod, haddock, rock, then yer scampis and fishcakes, although I fink fishcakes might be crustyalsatians or summat, then yer saveloys. But I've heard saveloys have been really overfished, right?"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This makes me want fish and chips.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)
Everyone knows that pies are fish
And onion rings.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)
pies might well be molluscs, as it goes.
shells and that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)
A gullible colleague allowed himself to be convinced that pepperoni was made out of peppers.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)
"getaways"
it's neither a holiday destination, nor a proper word.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Hark at old 'Dictionary Corner' over here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I'll have a P please, Monty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Oh, it's propabaly in the dictionary
but so's a lot of shite that isn't real words these days.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)
shite

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Yes, yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I don't think "propabaly" is in there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I use lots of words that are not proper words
sometimes intentionally, sometimes not so.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)
Then don't act so high and mighty about getaways

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)
You asked for an odd one out
I gave it to you.

I see no moral judgements in this.

Is saying that "getaway" is not a proper word being high and mighty? I clearly do not disdain it for so being, as has been pointed out I use improper words myself.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Calm down

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Are you trying to cause a flounce Chompy?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)
That doesn't sound like me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Hmmmmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I don't flounce.
Or not yet anyway, but give it your best shot.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I'm not a flounce maker, can't see the point of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)
No, me neither.
Anyone who could be made to flounce by stuff said on here generally has enough residual humanity to make them worth having around.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Quite calm thank you.
Just providing a detailed response. It's fulsomeness may be related to my current level of work-based boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Ireland.
All the other places aren't shit and full of diddly dee cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)
Mackedonia. Hahaha aha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)
some quite large parts of the others are, in fact, demonstrably shit, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)
They're all shit and full of cunts -
just not diddly-dee cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)
What else?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Overpriced Guinness

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)
yeah, but it tastes better in Oirland.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Because of the magic water.
Fuck off. It's the fucking same.

Like wine is better on holiday etc.

God people are retarded. In Ireland, more so than elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I think it's meant to be because it doesn't travel well.
So it's nicer in Ireland because it's piped directly from the brewery into the pubs.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I think they prefer to be called "catholics"
"god people" is a bit vague and derogatory.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
I agree. Everything tastes better in the country of origin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Not any more, it is only brewed by bogtrotters now.
So the stuff you get over there, is the same as the stuff over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Possibly out with the missus tonight, if the weather holds.
rest of the weekend: no fucking idea. It's supposed to be pissing down for two days solid up here, so it may be a weekend of shit telly and DVDs.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I also intend to be LOLing about this picture for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)

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