Inspired by mr plumdozer:
Tell a lie, go on. And embellish it.

alt: what's your favourite sound? right now I enjoy listening to guinea pigs chewing carrots while not incessantly squeaking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:18, 13 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

With deepest sympathies.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:27, Reply)

do you use this lie frequently?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

lol all the time, dead people n stuff
I'm an ace liar
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:36, Reply)

You are looking beautiful today Cave related incident

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

You will get a man (of some kind) to have the sex with you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Srs go to a b4sh where AA is attending
he'll be at your munchy box in no time
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

:(
I am greatly hurt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I'm the bearer of false hope as left in Pandora's box.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:42, Reply)

*cries*
*dies alone*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Oh sorry my darling, my love, my wonderwall.
I didn't mean to stomp.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:30, Reply)

that's OK, i guess
after all you *do* have cheese
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

or was it all a lie?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I really didn't do that to your husband.
My STI test was clean.
I didn't order in the diamorphine just to see how much our supplier would send in before they phoned up to see that we actually needed it.

Alt. Shasgface
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:07, Reply)