No I am saying you should have the steak AND a wank. It is Sunday after all.
BTW - have I missed something? You don't seem to post during the weekday any more. I assume you've changed jobs or something...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah. I've stopped working from home and I'm working in a office now.
This means people expect me to actually 'work' during the day, rather than me getting stuff done, but in my own time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Some people have the most terrible expectations of what employees should so when at their place of work.
Will we finally get to meet at the impending bash?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I should coco!
However, I should point out that I'm not a human pun-machine IRL. Sadly. I'm far, far more dull than that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:19, Reply)

You know what has just dawned on me. And I'm raelly not sure it's a good thing but.....
If I take you and CQ to the cider boat on the Thursday, then we go to THE PIER on the Friday, I'll then end up drinking in your company on the Saturday.

Surely this is too much B3ta-time?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:21, Reply)

We can never have too much B3ta time my dear.

( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I'm more concerned with the amount of Jeff time you'll have to put up with.
You'll end up speaking like a farmer and getting a serious cider habit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I'm not worried.
CQ only speaks in a Yorkshire accent when he's in my company.
( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:32, Reply)

That is strange behaviour.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

He's a strange man.

( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

He needs cider.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:38, Reply)

As am I - as those who have met me at a previous bash will no doubt testify.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Well this promises to be a fun night then.
:(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Trust me. It will be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

With a baby at home, you'll probably be wanting to get home to bed by half-nine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Not because you're tired, but because you're a nonce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Of course, I don't mean that. But if you aren't going to reply. Then I'll exercise my right to call you names.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Nah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Hmm.
You've now replied.

Feel free to ignore the above comments.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Will do. I am now departing for the evening though.
Enjoy your food/ masturbation/ crying into your pillow/ drinking too much everyone.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I'll not drink too much.
But aside from that, a fairly accurate view of my evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 19:43, Reply)