I'm not sure those poos
will have time to be converted into real poos before my body jettisons them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Can you imagine passing a half digested spicy poo
with the chilli seeds and jagged edges scraping along your anal sphincter before being fired into the bowl at high velocity causing splashback of epic proportions, but the cooling impact of the water provides just a momentary respite against the burning agony which seems to be spreading back up your insides and the baby wipes just can't seem to reach far enough.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)