I'm sure you couldn't bring yourself to be so ungentlemanly.

(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

He'd be defending your honour
what could be more gentlemanly?

I think the only way he could be more chivalrous would be if he were to whip his cock out and jizz on your face after he'd reduced you boyfriend to a gibbering wreck.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:17, Reply)

In a 'Z' pattern, whilst wearing a black mask?

(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:18, Reply)

In an "M" surely.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Yes, I suppose that would be more appropriate
I'm not sure there'd be time to whip out that extra pen(is)stroke though.
(berk, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Oh you'd be surprised at my penile dexterity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Im suprised you can get it up at your age.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I use a lolly stick as a splint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:53, Reply)