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Alt alt some lady came into work the other day and said that her mother was a gypsy and that they believe you can't put shoes on the counter.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gypsies also believe it is fine to set up home wherever you like, thieve and not pay tax.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

ALL of them believe this?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Yes. Judging by how the cunts behave in the UK anyway.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

^ bitter ^

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Definitely

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

you seem to be a fan of sweeping generalisations

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Not really no. They're a disadvantaged section of society who've been maligned for generations.
It's not 'cool' to pick on coloureds any more, so now people rag on the knackers.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

They have disadvantaged themselves
And it is cool to pick on coloureds, Monty does it and he is the coolest
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Not really, they became disenfranchised due to Colonialism. Turfed off the land to suit the Protestant landholders.
It's about time the state redressed this injustice.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

trolling ,trolling, trolling, keep that Rory trolling RORHIDE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

The majority (myself included) of people dislike them based on their behaviour not their heritage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

You're London aint you? I can't recall any Pikey sites in London, how do they affect you?
There's plenty of planning transgressions all of the time. The worst offenders being the Middle Classes of England.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I moved back to London 3 years ago, after 10 years in Buckinghamshire where I was 2 miles away from a gypsy site.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Well then, you should know far better.
They bring centuries old traditions to an otherwise bland rural landscape. They also bring very keen pricing for home improvements, not least tarmacadaming.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I believe that their monoblocking could do with a little practice

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Not unless it's someone else's counter anyway.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

she said it's something to do with when you die? your shoes and hat are laid on a table by your casket and until then your shoes should never be on a table or counter

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

She sounds like a cunt
while you were talking her son probably badly tarmaced over your cat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

dont be stupid, why would i have a cat at work

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

dunno, company?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

hows the babe?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

She is very sweet, smiling and giggling now, which is adorable!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

don't drown this one in the bath though, ok?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

my mate Laura's baby is doing the same, she makes this face like she's shy, it's so damned cute
How's the wife?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

She is excellent, slightly fed up of being stuck at home a lot
but that comes with the territory unfortunately.

How's your new job working out?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

oh, are you no longer allowed to leave home once there's a babe?
It sucks, I hate it, I'm severely depressed
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

No, she goes out lots, but you still spend a lot of time at home
whereas you would have been at work before, change of scenary
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Only if the counter is made of tarmac

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Or 'lucky' heather.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)