I was that Garden Gnome*
*I wasn't that Garden Gnome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Harry Botter more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Hi Monty!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*grumble grumble*
*MD cognac*
*gay, paki*
*fucking shit*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Easy targets are the funniest

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

That's not what you said about Bella

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Good point, well made

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm the fountain of clarity round here.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

What a terrifying thought
You are due a sig change, mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Dunno, it's unstintingly accurate
I've had some right shite one's mind
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I need to change mine
Give me some suggestions

*regrets decision instantly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

has many, many friends

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

has sucked off nearly everyone in Combichrist

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

ummmm

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

will beat you right up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

not as creepy as you might think

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You've been FB stalking me, haven't you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

It's a reference to a comment you made yesterday
Are you a knobber with 900 fb mates? Oh Darth, they're not real friends you know
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Nah, nowhere near
I am overdue a cull though, but, you know, effort.

I actually can't remember which comment you refer to. Your powers of recollection, specifically pertaining to things that people can be mocked for, are frankly astonishing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Can you enlighten me as I don’t ‘socially network’ via the internet
What’s the deal with having several hundred people who you’d barely have a nodding acquaintance with in the street listed as ‘friends’ with who you share all of your life’s tribulations and victories with online? Call it oldskool but I prefer people not knowing my business good bad or indifferent.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

No
Nowt personal, but even if I put the effort into trying to make Facebook sound vaguely palatable, I've a feeling you might take the piss out of me regardless

EDIT: that is quite personal actually isn't it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

loves Dorothy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Not after what the bitch did to Nessa Rose

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)