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I can't believe you benders aren't up by 7.RUBBISH.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:26,
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Some of us are.courtesy of having a 25 day old daughter who wanted her breakfast.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:34,
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all of those some? i remember when i had a real job and i was up early, but it was my alarm clock that woke me, not a baby
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:38,
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What's happening for you on the job front?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:40,
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I'm up!Yet another day of sending CV's off to companies. Just waiting for a reply from my solicitor re the legality of my impending redundancy.
My we're a happy bunch today!
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I'm very happy. For a change. It won't last long though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 7:47,
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Oof, not good.Well, now I'm at work.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:32,
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I was up at 6.30 but I don't go on the puter till I get to work.Why do I always feel quite perky the day after I've been drinking in the evening?
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:05,
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Perhaps the booze mixes well with your HRT meds?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:08,
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I'm upAnd, for those of you who were good enough to offer assistance yesterday, I've plumped for a Battlestar Galactica backdrop.
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Hi Darth!How was
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:50,
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*shakes fist (if indeed it is a fist)*London was fantastic thank you Bill. I would recommend Kew Gardens, possibly not if you only have 24hrs and don't want to lose time travelling though. Go and see Wicked, it's amazing, as are Legally Blonde and War Horse. Don't go looking for a card shop on Oxford Street though, there isn't one. And that whole bike hire/drop-off thing is a massive con.
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My eldest son and I are going to a gig in the evening....and planning a Monopoly Shot Crawl (cheaper than a pub crawl, plus it's a Sunday), so depending on how long that takes us it'll probably just be generic sightseeing stuff. The only time I need to fill is the post-gig time until the train home at 10am Monday morning. Fabric might do a club night that finishes at 6am which would do nicely but they don't have the listings up for November yet.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:03,
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Sisters of Mercy at the Roundhouse in CamdenEDIT: How is the fantasy football going? I think I was on minus points last weekend until the two Manchester matches where I had Rooney, Nani and Aguero. I'm at a respectable 24th in the league now.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:12,
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Nice!Last week wasn't too good, I'm now in 48th, but only 22 points behind you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:20,
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I would suggest the Ice Bar, somewhere we failed to find time forbut I think they're only open late on a Saturday. Sadly we were almost always in bed by midnight. Sorry.
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That sounds pretty cool but it's £16pp for 40 minutes in thereWe were going more for 'London on a pittance'
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:14,
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AhProbably best not to go see Wicked then. Or to go to the opera - our tickets were £37 a head and they were bloody miles away from the stage
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My Opera tickets were more like £100, and it was hot and boring(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:26,
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I'd never been to an Opera beforeIt was like a fucking endurance trial
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If you want to drink cheaply in LondonFind the nearest Samuel Smiths pub. Their prices remain the same across all their pubs, whether they are in York or London - £1.56 for a pint of best last time I was in one.
Their "thing" is not stocking any major brands though, only their own (pretty decent) beer. So don't go if you are planning on drinking Fosters or Guinness. You will probably find their lager and stout nicer than either of those anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:27,
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If you go to a pub in London with the intention of drinking Fosters then you are an idiot anywayUnless you plan to purchase two pints of Fosters, position them opposite each other on a table and surround them with 11 pints of Carling and make sledging noises.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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That was sort of my pointNow give me some credit for my elaborate mockery of the baggy green
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Haha, oh man, I just got a text from the bank, I get one every time I go under a cirtain limit, it just went "Your balance is: Oh lol".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:28,
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could be worseLast time I went to the dentist, I got an x-ray. When the dentist pinned it up on the lightbox, he started laughing.
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Some of us are already on the way to work I'll have you know.Although my righteous indignation is countered by the fact that I am then reading B3ta by twenty past 8.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:49,
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I can't get B3ta on my phoneThere are no words to express how good a thing this is.
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Why not?I can, it's how I tend to get on here most lunchtimes.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:52,
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iPhoneThey have a policy banning certain websites. Meant to block porn, obv, but somehow encompasses B3ta too. I blame Swipey.
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Can you not request it be taken off?Orange has a tendency to block it from time to time, a quick phone reset and it's sorted.
Also, I'd probably blame CHCB.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:55,
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I hardly know CHCB, seems unfair to apportion blameI probably could get it taken off but my bill/battery/ability to maintain a social life would suffer dramatically.
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Ahh, fair enoughShe's posted a few bits of filth, like so.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 8:58,
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*grumble grumble**MD cognac*
*gay, paki*
*fucking shit*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:16,
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That's not what you said about Bella(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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I'm the fountain of clarity round here.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:34,
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Dunno, it's unstintingly accurateI've had some right shite one's mind
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:37,
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I need to change mineGive me some suggestions
*regrets decision instantly*
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has sucked off nearly everyone in Combichrist(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:40,
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not as creepy as you might think(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:41,
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It's a reference to a comment you made yesterdayAre you a knobber with 900 fb mates? Oh Darth, they're not real friends you know
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:43,
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Nah, nowhere nearI am overdue a cull though, but, you know, effort.
I actually can't remember which comment you refer to. Your powers of recollection, specifically pertaining to things that people can be mocked for, are frankly astonishing.
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Can you enlighten me as I don’t ‘socially network’ via the internetWhat’s the deal with having several hundred people who you’d barely have a nodding acquaintance with in the street listed as ‘friends’ with who you share all of your life’s tribulations and victories with online? Call it oldskool but I prefer people not knowing my business good bad or indifferent.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:51,
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NoNowt personal, but even if I put the effort into trying to make Facebook sound vaguely palatable, I've a feeling you might take the piss out of me regardless
EDIT: that is quite personal actually isn't it
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Hmmmm - gay squid?www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14986769
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:08,
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In the deep, dark habitat where Sportscow lives, potential mates are few and far between.
"We suggest that same-sex mating behaviour by Sportscow is part of a reproductive strategy that maximises success by inducing males to indiscriminately and swiftly inseminate everybody that they encounter."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:54,
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Morning fuck nuggetsIl fait gris aujourd'hui :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:17,
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I feel quite good todayIt won't last
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:20,
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*FroidHonestly, I think you should have a basic grasp of French if you are going to post on here...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:29,
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*Something about your mother*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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Comme ce...?www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1360694
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:38,
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je fait gris au.. whatever it is 'huiI feel utterly, undeservedly rotten.
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try looking at your breasts to cheer you up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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they were quite pert when I got out of the shower this morningmind you, that's because it was fucking freezing in my room.
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they're not big enough to boingboinging suggests a tubular or zebedee like structure and I'm not bloody having that.
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We have new grads in the office, some of them are quite 'distracting'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:27,
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get them all together and take a cameraphone picture "for the noticeboard"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:56,
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Some of usare cogitating the benefits of going to bed.
I had a mad cleaning frenzy last night,got no sleep, am now at a work PC feeling like I've dropped out of a dog's arse. Tf for coffee, and spicy Space Raiders.
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I was up far earlier than 7I just leave b3ta for the working hours. I was up till late with my guitar and a very expensive bottle of port I got for my birthday, probably too expensive to open and drink in a night but I had just polished off the last of the gin so was so drunk I couldn't stop myself.
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Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:27,
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Bottle of gin and bottle of port on a tuesday night....(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:30,
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I get him confused with blaireau69 and scarpe now :((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:33,
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Not everyone's a bender like you, Nakers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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Good morning you monsterous pile of steaming cat dung. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:52,
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I really have been waiting for this.HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.
The Conservative party is not racist, needless to say as it is England's Majority party, UKIP is not racist (Farage's wife is German, Marta Andreason is an Argentine), and the LibDem right wing is damn well not racist(though it is gay).
The European right and Anglosphere right is not racist. Fascism has about as much to do with conservatism and libertarianism as being an Anarcho-communist does. Fascism is defined as a radical authoritarian nationalist ideology. Already in the first two words it has contradicted the aims of the right, and in the third the aims of capitalism.
Every fascist movement in history has grown out of the left and got most of its support from working class anti-globalization left wingers.
There was a poll a while back. 80% of BNP supporters come from a Labour voting background.
As far as I am concerned that is the end of the matter.
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Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:40,
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This is an intervention, we are only trying to helpnoone wants your kids to find you passed out in a pool of your own vomit, naked except for thr oven glove on your cock
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:50,
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I would love it if Phil fucks oven gloves became a memebut only you seem to be trying. Unfortunately the oven glove grew tired of my drinking and has fucked off back to her mothers leaving me with nothing but the wife to fuck.
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Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:53,
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or he's freely available on twitter(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:56,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1360722
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:51,
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I'm assuming this post is some kind of comedy post that us uncool kids don't getas it's ... oh what's the phrase... oh yeah, almost entirely fucking total horseshit. Yeah, that's it
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:25,
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Of course I am up by 7.00*But I am at home getting ready for work. I am hardly going to waste my own time on here - I waste enough of my employer's time already.
*er... actually I wasn't this morning, I overslept.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:35,
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I had a quick meeting with my boss yesterday just to catch upwhere he waited till I mentioned the possibility in the future of home working to point out that I spend too much time on the internet during work hours, and thus I would need to demonstrate that I have the discipline - to work at home without being distracted - by cutting that out.
Sneaky bastard's been on a management course.
But he's not in the office today.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:42,
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I freely acknowledge it is so(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:59,
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I'm rarely up by seven nowadays.8, yes, 7:30, yes.. but very seldom 7.
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MORE WAKING NEWS AS IT HAPPENS!!!morning/evening/tomorrow/yesterday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:54,
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And her position as the 13th Doctor's companion... I've said too much.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:03,
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I got woken up at nine.By a bloke drilling holes into our living room wall. I hope he's a maintenance guy, otherwise we may be in trouble and never seen again.
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A huge Albanian pimp has moved in next door and will make you his bitchThey are cutting a glory hole so the punters don't have to look at your face.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:16,
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No the guy with the drill was in our living room. And still is. I want breakfast but I'm not going down there, I'd have to talk to him, and now if I recognise his accent as Albanian I really will start to panic.
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Would you know an Albanian accent if you heard one?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:27,
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He would if he is Liam Neeson from the hit movie 'Taken'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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I'm always up by 7but it takes a special kind of a person to go onto the internet before they've showered, had breakfast and got ready for work.
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I wasn't up 'til 8But I don't get out of work until 6, so this evens things.
Morning all.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:23,
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Good job I don't actually own one thenOr Uncle Karl would be most displeased.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:25,
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Thank Lord Lenin for thathe really needs reanimating
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:26,
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I can thing of little cooler than Robo-Lenin(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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