my dad lives like a bit of a hobo
he's one of those eccentric, academic types and when I was little he told me he helped build eel pie island out of old shoes.

Chocolate orange kitkat yeah?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm hobophobic
Scared of tramps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

there I was thinking you were a hobosexual

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I used to be
Amazing how quickly things turn ugly after you sodomise a drunken tramp in a rain-soaked alleyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

so now you're just a regular homosexual?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

My people do not appreciate the term "regular"
There are grades of fabulousness. Mine currently stands at "GaGa"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I think I've met him, does he smell like piss?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

yeah, other people's

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Yeah sorry about that, i didn't realise he was asleep in that bush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

us at
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)