So Psychochomp's Dad is a re-born Christian creationist
tell me about your spastic relatives.

ALT: best biscuit (lolfatty)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:24, 254 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm not sure I have any spastic relatives
My Dad was a work study engineer (time and motion) who was late for work every single day. He failed to see the potential kilospoon in this

Alt:
Dark chocolate McVities Digestive with hot tea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

My great-grandfather is a curmudgeonly racist bastard
Luckily since the invention of the internet he takes his impotent rage out on unfortunate randoms under some bizarre pseudonym.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

HAhahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

my dad lives like a bit of a hobo
he's one of those eccentric, academic types and when I was little he told me he helped build eel pie island out of old shoes.

Chocolate orange kitkat yeah?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'm hobophobic
Scared of tramps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

there I was thinking you were a hobosexual

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I used to be
Amazing how quickly things turn ugly after you sodomise a drunken tramp in a rain-soaked alleyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

so now you're just a regular homosexual?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

My people do not appreciate the term "regular"
There are grades of fabulousness. Mine currently stands at "GaGa"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I think I've met him, does he smell like piss?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

yeah, other people's

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Yeah sorry about that, i didn't realise he was asleep in that bush

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

us at
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'm not concerned about relatives particularly,
as far as I'm concerned I haven't got any.
But biscuits, it has to be Hob Nobs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Only my Downs nephew is a spastic.
Alt: Sportscow is spot on. Perhaps I could get excited about a chocolate Hobnob.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Can i not tempt you with a squidgy chocolate chip cookie?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Homemade?
Has to be homemade.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

But of course dear young man
come into my shed and I'll give you one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

What a lovely shed. What's that funny smell?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

The dark choc ones I hope.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

'Course.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Alt: I'm on a diet you thoughtless bastard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

My dad's a climate change denier.
However, he's also one of the most respected chemists in his field in the world, so that's a bit of a tricky one.

My grandma is an olympic-gold-medal level racist. Obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I hate the phrase climate change denier, it has too many connotations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

yeah, I know, but I'm rationing words
and "doesn't believe at all in climate change caused by man" was too much effort.

And know you've made me type both, you insufferable cunt. Think of all those lovely wasted words...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

You're to clever compared to me, for me to debate this with you.
But I'm pretty sure earth went through ice ages before man was about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It certainly did Gonz, the argument really centres on the fact that we are speeding up the changes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

When a volcano goes off, how much carbon dioxide gets shot up into the air compared to, say, all the cars in london for a year?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

a volcano Needoo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

what ape said, basically.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

basic is my default setting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

What is it about old people and racism?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

tolerance was only brought to britain at the same time as decimalisation.
anyone born before that date tends to be a massive racist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ironically,
tolerance arrived on these shores on The Empire Windrush
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Well, in her case
I suspect the fact that she has lived in the same town all her life, she's 96 and seen it go from being entirely white to now, I think, about 80% Asian. Plus, the major immigrant influx coincided with the failing of the mills, so that gave the local white population something else to blame for their jobs disappearing.

I'm not sure how well-equipped our generataion is to comment on "old people racism" as we've grown up in a more-or-less multicultural society and have had access to so much more information about the rest of the world.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Makes sense. I also suspect that a lot of the elderly read the Daily Mail which must be a contributory factor.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

My family are all cunts.
As I have mentioned on numerous occasions. This was also the main reason for my flounce (alcohol and meds mixed online lol).

Best biscuits: Carr's water biscuits with a selection of cheeses.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Those Hovis badboys in the cheese biscuit selection
are also mightily fine.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I went to the 'Hovis Hill' the other day
which isn't in Yorkshire, but is in Dorset
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I've been there. It's lovely.
But despite it being depicted as Hovis Yorkshire, it was immensely hard to get a decent up of tea and a sandwich.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Is that next to Bourneville Boulevard?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I find them a bit too sweet for my palate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Well they are essentially digestives but with less sugar
but they go most excellently with decent brie.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

My maternal grandmother is satan's right hand man.
The rest of my family are ok.

Biscuits - homemade or posh.


I hope poor CQ doesn't miss a thread about his favorite food.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Morning nonces!
I have this one relative who's very embarrassing. He picks up randoms off the internet and does unspeakable things to them.

Still, that's nothing compared to the embarrassing sister DJ has. She's well mental.

Alt: party rings!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

party rings are the EDL of the biscuit world.
pointless and unpleasant and all the colours are all fake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

but party rings are fun
and covered in icing
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

So is Darth, but that doesn't mean I him in my my mouth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

what?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Something about pink icing and rings, i don't know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

they are racist and oppressive, b3th.
Do you want to be responsible for the prevalence of racist and oppressive biscuits in this failing world, b3th? Do you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

don't mind if I do

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

yet again you are wrong
wronger than two wrong things on wrong drugs.

party rings are excellent and much lower in fat and calories than some of their biscuity cousins.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

blimey
I'm surprised you'd touch such an obviously Katona-class biscuit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Hahaha
If the original Enterprise was drafted into the Next Generation fleet for nostalgialols it would probably be Katona Class. Its crew would be forced to wear Burberry uniforms.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Ensign, take us to Warp Factor Six!
No way, Captain Darren! I've just had me hair done, innit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I was worried I was overthinking it...
Genuine officelol for this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Pink icing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

my immediate relatives are all irritatingly nice and sorted
my uncle is a councillor in yorkshire, he got hauled over the coals for using the word "poof" in a council meeting. the subsequent investigation cost £10,000 and my uncle apologised for any offence. the lib dem councillor who complained said that she felt it was "£10,000 well spent".

sure. there is no better way to spend £10,000 of tax than on a councillor with a stupid big gob who was genuinely horrified that he had caused offence (to a straight woman) and freely apologised anyway?! no schoolbooks, for example? no cleaning services? no street lighting? grr...

best biscuits? those marks and spencers lemon and white chocolate meringue moussey things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

They should have spent it on gassing all of the councillors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

many a very true word
is seemingly spoken in jest
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

In Burnley, outside the fairly new college they've spent half a million pounds on some monstrous metal stulpture thing.
It's shit and nobody likes it. It's Burnley ffs, they don't do culture in Burnley.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

it's ridiculous
the whole reason that area suffers from racial tension amongst the teenagers (eg my cousin's son being up in court for what he and his mates called "paki-bashing" following he and 3 of his mates being beaten up by a gang of asian teenagers) is because those kids are bored and have nothing to do and no job prospects. a sculpture isn't going to help. maybe spend the money on something to inspire the kids instead?! durrrr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

well, that and the teenagers described here on both sides
are self-evidently cunts that deserve gassing. Well, I'd let the Asian ones off if there was a good reason for the beating, maybe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

funny
that's exactly what the police did too......

what actually happened is that my cousin's son is an amazing runner and is tipped to be a possible for the olympics in 2016. so he gets a lot of attention at school and after he won a big fell race, some of the bullies cornered him and beat him up for being "up himself". he was not seriously hurt but he was facially quite busted. his family reported it to the police, who did fuck-all.

so he and his mates cornered 2 of the guys who beat him up, and returned the favour. the police pressed charges, calling it a racially-aggravated incident.

when it got to court, the court heard the evidence and gave my cousin's son and his mates an asbo, and ordered the asian lads' families to pay costs totalling around £1k. this took about 3 hearings and probably cost the tax payer closer to £40k, minimum.

it's just bored teenagers beating each other up imho. but what is really horrifying is the level of hatred they have for each other. these kids are 14. and the language they use sickens me - but then i don't have to go to a school with tension like that. difficult!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

well, if they described it as paki-bashing, then it is racially aggrivated.
but, yeah, the level of hatred is worrying.

Also, I'd hardly call them entirely "let off" - costs vs an asbo? I'd say your cousins son was the one that got off lightly. Seeing as it's six vs half a dozen on the assault and only side were looking like it was racially motivated. I mean, face it, these assult cases are one group of kids word against another. Shits, the lot of them
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

To be fair, "Paki bashing" is a fucking vile term to use.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

yup
i hate it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Does it look like a metal tornado?
I reallt, really dislike the Olympic Orbital, but at least it being paid for with private money
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Artist's impression. It looks crap IRL
www.burnleyexpress.net/lifestyle/burnley_s_new_sculpture_will_light_up_town_1_3166676
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

That's hideous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

It appears to be a bad UFO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I donno, maybe 6 months wages for a nurse who would genunily changes someone's life for the better.
That's the thing with that counciler person, what are their wages? £100k? £125k? He is so out of touch with the people who he is paid to represent, that he considers £10k a walk in the park, that's barely 2 or 3 false expense forms. Pish, he gets that much in favours when he lets X do Y after a meal at Maze.

I think it's fucking disgusting what some of these councilers have, and they wouldn't survive a year outside of the public purse.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Alright Bella?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

we've been through this before
local councillers aren't paid, Gonz. And it wasn't his choice to spend £10K on an enquiry. But, since of the £10K involved in that enquiry, £9950 will have been spent on lawyers and £50 on biscuits for meetings, I'm not sure Swipey is quite the best person to attempt any kind of high-ground position. Unless she's got a plan for council biscuit reductions.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

i don't know if lawyers get involved in internal council enquiries?
but if i got paid £10,000, a HUGE chunk of that would go back in tax, just not to the council, back to the government...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Well yeah, it'll have gone back to their internal legal department, who in turn will have farmed it out as instruction to Counsel
Who'll have had a good laugh at it in Chambers at how fucking stupid they are.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

makes you proud to be british
have you ever seen that shop in holborn called "batty boys" with a picture of two beaming cartoon gay men entwined on it? went past it yesterday, made me LOL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Nerp, it's 100% more loltastic since last I was in Holborn

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

the only real cost in this is legal.
Whether they could get rid of him or not and whether they should get rid of him or not and what would happen if they did/didn't. From a legal perspective and a PR perspective.

If they didn't use external contract lawyers it would have had no cost at all, since everyone else involved is paid anyway whether they sit on this enquiry or sit around playing angry birds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I do realise, of course, that this would never stop the coucil
announcing that an enquiry "cost" £10,000 based simply on the time of those involved regardless of the fact they are paid anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Still though, a cheque* was authorised, where the funds come from out of one of the public pots.
The whole "we have to build a load of speedbumps because if we don't use our budget this year, it'll be slashed next year" mentality all adds up to other depatment's budgets being reduced and eventually it gets felt by the public because they have to combine/close down yet another A&E, and turn a well used and needed hospital into a housing estate.

I don't get what you mean when you say councillers aren't paid, are you saying it's a volentary position?



* Or 'bank transfer' or whatever, I know I don't need to point that out to you, as it's irelivent, but some pendents would pick up on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

They get a set amount in expenses
In any event a significant proportion of that 10k will invariably end up back in the public coffers, and will have provided employment etc
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I would prefer getting, say, £100k worth of expenses, than £50k in wages.
Considering expenses could be pretty much anything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

They get an attendance allowance of about £4k a year. The amount they get varies on the number of committees they sit on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

So how do they afford to live in all these big homes?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

i think that's more MP's
my uncle lives in a 2 bed terrace in halifax and has done since the 1970's!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

They have jobs, Gonz.
it's not a full time position.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

So there is no personal gain from becoming one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Financial, I mean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Not really, no.
My local councillor is a cabbie. He can spend all day on committees - licensing committees, planning committees etc, in debates, then maybe goes to a community council meeting in the evening. At weekends he might be opening a flower show, or a gala - something like that.

Somehow he finds time to go out in his cab at weekends, odd evenings etc.

Not as easy a job as it's made out to be, and you have to deal with a lot of shit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

My Uncle is a British consul
As a result his three sons were born in Vietnam, America and Kenya, but are all very much British. He was consul to China when we accidentally bombed something of theirs or something, there were riots outside the embassy which he described as being like the dinner scene from Carry On Up The Khyber.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

"Tiffin?"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Haven't actually seen the film in bloody years
Sorry darling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

If anyone on here was going to mention Carry On up the Khyber it was going to be you...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

That's a much less insulting reply based on that than I was expecting

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Fucks sakes
All this talk of biscuits was bad enough, and now my boss has gone and bought a load of biscuits for the team. What about my human rights?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

My Aunt believes in God so much she became a priest.

( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

What a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

A woman priest?
They'll be allowed to be doctors and lawyers next.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Let's just hope they don't get given the vote.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Or drive.
Think of the chaos.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

The missus is actually, genuinely, not allowed to drive a car in this country

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Say what you like about the Taliban...

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

In all fairness, she hasn't taken a driving test

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Can she not get a provisional?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

She's got one
I was rather hoping for a "oh my god really? Why not? What did she do?!" reaction, to which I would calmly reply that she hasn't taken a test yet.

It would have been fucking hilarious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

It would have been fucking hilarious
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Once again,
God shits in your pocket.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I admire this turn of phrase

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

If she's got one she is allowed to drive a car
I only have a provisional licence but I drive a car often.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

You listen to me
I've had quite enough of you storming into my conversations and pointing out their flaws with your LOGIC and CORRECTNESS. Now go away and think about what you've done.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

SHANT!
Try not being so wrong! Get out of my house! I never want to see you again!
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Don't forget to stamp your feet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Awww I just got a lovely image of my daughter screaming the highest pitch scream you can hear before only dogs can
and stamping her feet as fast as she can. She does this if you tell her she can't do something no matter how trivial.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Oh, I hate that fucking noise.
You know the one they do randomly in the supermarket that cuts right through the inside of your skull?
Man, if I ever had children and they tried that, I would slap them right into the next week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I generally find her tantrums so funny that I laugh at her
which makes the wife mad at me and we and up both throwing a tantrum.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

only if she's accompanied by a licenced driver
who is over 21 and has held a full licence for more than three years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

She's still allowed!

( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

And if female,
is wearing a burqa.
Is THIS the most pointless Google Image page ever? They're mostly the same picture.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=burqa&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Tbf&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=imvnsu&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=17p5TvffJOiw0QX65ImiAQ&ved=0CEIQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=653
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I disagree with France banning the burqa
I've seen some women where one should be mandatory.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Jordan...
the best excuse for a burqa ever.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Haven't been there
Does EVERYONE munt?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

The women have bigger beards than the men
thankfully this hide some of the ugliness.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

My wife has a driving license but hasn't driven for about 8 years. We have agreed she should have some refresher lessons before she starts driving again.
Even after that I'm not sure I will be happy her driving our daughter around.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Mine too, sort of.
She was a minister in the Sally Army. Just retired a couple of years ago as a Colonel. They really do consider themselves an army.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Not a relative,
but I don't know who's the biggest spaz, Gilbert Deya, or the nutters who believed him. Basically, he's a Christian evangelist, who claimed to make infertile women pregnant through the power of prayer. And his congregation believed him.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_Deya

He has a church just down the road for me. Twat.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Who calls their cock 'prayer'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Our Father, who art.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I have a cousin who keeps spamming my facebook page
with anti-abortion links. She's a big fan of this Pius X stuff. Crazy pseudo-Catholic. Her sister is like that as well. Her brother and other sister on the other hand are party types, who are living it up properly in London and having a great time.

Alt: I've forgotten the taste :( in terms of packaged ones I think chocolate digestives are nice. I like the large chocolate cookies from Waitrose as well, think Al posted a picture the other day actually
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You can hide her FB comments without unfriending her (if blocking her would cause family problems).
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

This is a very good idea, thanks
I'm tired of 'THIS IS THE PAIN A BABY FEELS AT ONLY THREE WEEKS OLD' and other similar videos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Start replying with things like
'This is even better than Hostel Part II, thanks!'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I already pissed that side of the family off
I'm supposed to try and be nice and smooth things over a bit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Well, everyone appreciates a 'thank you' letter!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Tell her she's a cunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is this an indirect way of announcing to us that you're pregnant?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Changing the subject completely, I'm off to join the US Army
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/20/us-military-lifts-ban-gay-troops

Before anyone else says it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

So you didn't fancy joining as a closet then?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

If I wanted to be the colour of mahogany I'd take up Ballroom dancing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

*Applauds*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

We appear to have slapped each other's backs in the same thread
Quick, call me a cunt or everyone will accuse you of bumderism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.

( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I like the way you've quoted so appropriately from a reasonably gay film

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

What are you on about? Film?

( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Eh? No. What? Film? I don't watch film.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Can someone link to the Monty Python poofta soldiers marching up and down please.
I can't get you tube at work anymore.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

as no one else has
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztOQaZUDjYI
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Most of mine are pretty sane
Although I do have one uncle (by marriage) who is a lay-preacher, a Taxi driver and a mental and a cousin who's a LARPer. the rest are quietly eccentric but essentially harmless.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Cavy is your cousin?
I almost feel bad for implying you're both from Norfolk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Odd as it may seem
there are in fact several Larpers in this world. He's from Basingstoke, she's Welsh, where the hell you get Norfolk from I have no idea.

Unless it a tired attempt to re-float the idea that I'm banging Cavey
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Do LARPers really do it in the woods?

( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

in the woods ever
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Yes
where do you think baby LARPers come from?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Amazon?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Sometimes
Sometimes in fields and sometimes in pubs, probably other places.
/ not an expert.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

It was. Obviously.
And don't talk to me about memes being maintained long beyond their sell-by date.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

If indeed they are beyond their sell-by date

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Nicely done

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Don't you dare winge about a meme that you your self probpagate
and it's not just here, some of the stuff you come out with on Facebook is indeed "Camp as a row of pink tents" to quote a friend of yours.

It's not a meme I generally participate in, but you do your self no favours.
I'm fairly sure I've snogged more men than you (a fact that was in my sig for a while) and still somehow I'm not know as a homo.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I've just noticed that you've dropped half of your username.
Have you been demoted?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Nah, just thought I'd stick to the bit I could pronounce
I may add more bits again, but the part I kept is the core of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Good point
I might attempt a new meme based around your recent sense of humour bypass
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

We in the B3ta Communist Party have no sense of humour of which we are aware.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

FILM

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Yes, but which one? I can't remember for the life of me
I get a Tommy Lee Jones feeling about it, Men in Black? *googles* ah, yes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I knew that but didn't want to admit to knowing FILM
Which is clearly a nonsense as I've done a reasonable amount to promote my store of utterly useless knowledge this year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

It's a line that's always tickled me
Actually Men in black is a decent film, probably superior to The Matrix IMNSHO
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Men in Black is indeed a decent film, and a good example of why you shouldn't attempt to bottle lightning twice
There really is no basis for comparison to The Matrix, barring the latter film's use of the names Smith and Jones for two of its similarly-clad Agents, which MiB can hardly claim originality on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I can think of one decent basis for comparison.
The shit sequels.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

"Films to which there really should not have been a sequel"
is an astonishingly broad category. I challenge you to find further basis for comparison between Beverley Hills Cop and Aladdin.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Films that feature Gilbery Gottfried.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Wait, that may have been Beverly Hills Cop II actually, bugger.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

It was - otherwise, an excellent job of pulling it out of the bag!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I'm just wondering how bad MIB 3 will be

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

It will be comparably bad to MiB2
Intermittently entertaining but mostly just making one want to watch MiB again.

It could be good if Smith and Jones don't spend the whole film looking like they can't wait to fire their agents.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I don't think Tommy Lee Jones is going to be in that one much
They've got Josh Brolin playing a younger version of his character.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Oooooooh dear
Josh Brolin is usually very good but the chemistry between TLJ and Will Smith was the only thing keeping the last one above water.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

They are both films, and of roughly the same period
I think this is enough basis for caparison.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Oh, very well argued
On the same premise I'd like you to provide a structured argument concerning the contrasting artistic merits of Chinatown and Grease.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Grease is fucking shit.
The end.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

This might surprise you, but I'm firmly in agreement
Never seen the attraction
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Shan't
I would be happy to judge one as better than the other though, had I ever seen Chinatown.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

So you've seen Grease but not Chinatown?
Bender
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Fool.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

^^^
HOMO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I think complaining that a meme is tired to Darth
might just be the kilospoon that broke the ironyometer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's not so much that it's tired
it's that, despite his best efforts it keeps failing to get off the ground, Only B3th ever seems to bother with it other than him. I'm not complaining about the meme, I just think it's singularly failed to take off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I don't need other people to agree with me in order to find it amusing
I call this the Reverse Mcintyre Effect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Fine by me, not like I care.
Enjoy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

To be fair
I didn't pick it up because I wanted to join in the meme.
I genuinely noticed a certain something between you, and I didn't even know Darth was flogging that particular horse the first time I said it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Maybe you have a Point
I shall ruthlessly swoop while she is emotionally vulnerable.
Or not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

David Dimbleby
appears to be practicing his QOTW answers.

www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5h5e1pe4Zt3QZwVBBxfmx_bOXLvLA?docId=N0491291316526192913A

"And once, in America (at around the same age), I did a line of cocaine. I sneezed it all over the place much to the dismay of the people around who saw it as this precious substance."


Sorry David, but a lot of us have seen Annie Hall.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I haven't, although I do know the scene to which you refer
For two reasons. I have very little time for Woody Allen, and it beat Star Wars to Best Picture Oscar. Yes, I know the Oscars are bollocks (see also; How Green Was My Valley, Chariots of Fire, Forrest Gump) but SERIOUSLY.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

This may not be the place to admit this, but I'd rather watch Annie Hall than Star Wars these days.
Although 15 year old me just died a little inside for me saying that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

imagine is the name 'Woody Allen' was replaced witha gypsy name? How would you like that you massive racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Even by your standards this makes fuck all sense

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

You've been away
Everytime something was mentioned about the gyppos being evicted from Dale Farm, Gonz would pop up and say 'what if it were Jews? Would you still condone this eviction you racists'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Aha
I assume Monty then replied "All the more", or some such?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

The has a point
there is a lot of casual racism aimed at gypsies/travelers, even in mainstream news papers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It's not like they can fight back
To paraphrase the Wizard of Oz, everyone can get behind the cause of having a really good enemy. It doesn't need to be fair.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Very true.
It just annoys me when it gets in the way of the facts. which, by way of a disclaimer does not =seem to be the case with Dale Farm.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I know.
well, except not in the case of travellers, who aren't a race.

And Dale Farm is travellers.

Oh, and as the Daily Mash succinctly points out, since they are on the one hand claiming their ancient travelling culture should be protected and on the other saying they've been there for 10 years and their kids are settled in school etc ... it does rather beg the point, they really aren't very good at travelling, are they?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I never said I supported them and for the record I don't
They are legally in the wrong as far as I understand it, simple as.

A lot of people seems to have an emotional reaction against them simply because they are travellers though and this is a prejudice, if not racism, which I dislike not least because it is counter factual and pointless and leads to bad, emotion-led judgements.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Nah, that part or your point I agree with.
I'm just equally prejudiced against all arseholes that want something for nothing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I'm glad you see the inherent rightness of my position.
I shall not get into issues where I know nothing of the facts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Like that cunt Oliver
You'll have the same amount as gruel as the other peasant boys you obsequious shitehawk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Woah, don't be comparing me to that fat-tongued mockney twathammer
for a start I can cook a decent meal without turning into an exitable prick.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

*looks aghast*
I would NEVER do such a thing. He makes me want to punch people in the face on the incredibly slim off chance that he turns out to be one of them.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

peasant inner-city orphan

Peasants is from where you live, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Also
when they bought the land, they were told 'don't build permanent houses, because you won't be allowed to keep them'. But they did, and then seemed affronted when reminded of this fact at a later date.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I find the "well half of us did it legally
but we're a community, so we should be allowed to stay together, and anyway we didn't understand the laws properly so we should be let off or something" argument to be fucking annoying. I don't understand tax law but that doesn't mean I should be let off not paying it. And if one of my mates buys a big house I shouldn't be given one next door just because we go to the fucking pub together.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

The only thing I don't get
is why they are evicting them rather than just knocking down their houses.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I thought they were evicting them TO knock down their houses?
as knocking down houses with people in them is cruel even for Essex.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Fucking totally would.
Assuming that the discrimination was on the grounds of them breaking the bloody law, not actually being gypsies. Which is the case here.

that, and they need the odd gassing or they spread TB. Or is that badgers?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Woody Allen is a short ginger Pedo
All good reasons to boycott his films, even if there weren't all shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Incestuous, too
if you count knobbing your adopted daughter as incest. Even if it's not, it's pretty fucked up.
(berk, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

If you were married to Mia Farrow, Soon Yi'd be fucking your daughter?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

LTI Jeff
Oh, hang on...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Short Ginger Incestuous Pedo then
All the more reason to aviod him. Not that Star Wars is all that great, Star Trek is better in every respect.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Stargate pisses all over star Trek.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

a debate about which is best out of those three
is rather like asking if you'd prefer to be sexually abused by your father, your uncle or your priest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

And after I'd just forgiven you too....
Oh dear.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Oh dear.
What can I do to make it up to you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Psst! he likes biscuits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

And tits.
Morning Beej.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Hello hon!
I've been working. whodathunkit!
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Me too, mostly.
nearly lunch time though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I've already had mine.
Going for a walk after work to start wearing in my new new docs.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Woo, Yay!
What colour are these ones?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Same, just a size smaller.
I've had wet newspaper in them all night.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Kinky.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Start wars?
Is this some little-known cult hit about fueds between Olympic officials, who battle to the death using only their starting pistols?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Yes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Oh! I'm always late to the threads whereI have stuff to say.
I have a sister who thought for years that baloon whisks didn't work, irregardles of actually watching people whip cream and things in front of her in real life.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

irregardless?
What?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I'm really hoping he did that on purpose

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

he even managed to spell the made up word wrong!
I'M LEAVING
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

irregardellessleyy
Get it.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Most dictionaries list it as "nonstandard" or "incorrect".

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

If you looked up "idiot" in the dictionary, do you know what you'd find?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

a definition of the word 'idiot'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Which you fucking are.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

YOU'RE QUOTING A GAY CHARACTER
GAYLORD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Val Kilmer playing a gay?
Makes sense, I suppose. I've never seen the film.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

It's excellent
Look it up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

id·i·ot (d-t)

n.
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
3. A poster on internet message boards who hopes for rational argument and/or logic from his fellow posters
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

nice work.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Thank you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

*pees on a corpse*
^FILM
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Stop it, that hurts my brain.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)