My Uncle is a British consul
As a result his three sons were born in Vietnam, America and Kenya, but are all very much British. He was consul to China when we accidentally bombed something of theirs or something, there were riots outside the embassy which he described as being like the dinner scene from Carry On Up The Khyber.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"Tiffin?"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Haven't actually seen the film in bloody years
Sorry darling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

If anyone on here was going to mention Carry On up the Khyber it was going to be you...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

That's a much less insulting reply based on that than I was expecting

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)