You listen to me
I've had quite enough of you storming into my conversations and pointing out their flaws with your LOGIC and CORRECTNESS. Now go away and think about what you've done.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

SHANT!
Try not being so wrong! Get out of my house! I never want to see you again!
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Don't forget to stamp your feet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Awww I just got a lovely image of my daughter screaming the highest pitch scream you can hear before only dogs can
and stamping her feet as fast as she can. She does this if you tell her she can't do something no matter how trivial.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Oh, I hate that fucking noise.
You know the one they do randomly in the supermarket that cuts right through the inside of your skull?
Man, if I ever had children and they tried that, I would slap them right into the next week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I generally find her tantrums so funny that I laugh at her
which makes the wife mad at me and we and up both throwing a tantrum.
( Peej, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)