Now you're realising how much I'd love being in a Paul Smith shop.
BTW, if you're going to try to wind me up you'll need to aim you stereo types better by, oh, 15 years or so.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I'm not trying to wind you up.
Why would I do that? What would be the point? If I wanted to do that it would be a lot quicker and easier than going through these dull, painful motions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

OK then
Just note sure what the references to the mettaler I was when I was (at a a guess) your age are about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

When you were 31?
And it's either heavy metal gags or dyslexia gags. But the dyslexia ones would be in poor taste.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

And metal ones are inaccurate, these days.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic atheist? I lost a lot of sleep wondering if there was a dog.

Or the tragic tale of the dyslexic anarchist, he broke an ankle falling off the toilet while trying to smash the cistern.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Not funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I like them, feel free to do better.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:03, Reply)