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Evening thread of dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
I have blisters : (
Tell me of your woes.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:30,
237 replies,
latest was 14 years ago)
ooo :(
now, don't ask me for my woes, I am tired and grumpy and stressed.
My friend's coming over in a bit for a brew and to play with Homer, so it's OK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:32,
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I'm just blistery and bored.
Why only Homer and not the other?
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:35,
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it's the one she hasn't met
and everyone loves higgs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:37,
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There's a TV sitcom in the making right there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:40,
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I have no woes.
I have an awesome wife, a stupid dog and a new leather jacket. I am very happy. Also, someone awesome is coming to stay at the weekend and we shall dine on curry and death cider. Well, I won't have the death cider, personally, but the point stands.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:35,
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I hope it's me your talking about : )
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:36,
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Well, DUH!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:37,
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I have cider now. I'm in training.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:41,
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Woo!
We haz wien.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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*claps hands like a mong*
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:43,
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*drops ice cream*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:47,
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*licks window*
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:51,
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Yay!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:05,
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Do you know My Red Hot Car by Squarepusher?
Similar kind of thing, but UKG rather than R&B.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:09,
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Never heard of it.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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Youtube it.
It is about his red hot cock, but Warp couldn't put out a single called My Red Hot Cock.
Hence the car thing. It's funny as fuck.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:16,
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I'm bored and have no energy
but I'm not dead, which is a plus....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:36,
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CQ called my new shoes bent, but he has less taste than David Brent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:36,
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You're a poet and you don't know it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:37,
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I was rapping.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:38,
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you were poetry slamming
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:38,
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Needs moar bikini clad wimmin and gang violence.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:38,
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Yeah! fuck the police.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:39,
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tired cliche, and largely untrue.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:41,
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Didn't do NWA any harm.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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Unless you mean Eazy E's AIDS.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:44,
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He has aids??
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:45,
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Horse AIDS.
Not only does he have an inadequate immune system, he also has the trots constantly.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:46,
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Eazy E died of AIDS.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:53,
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So he's like the Freddy Mercury of the rapping fraternity, then?
Probably minus the 'look at me I'm a massive bender' moustache.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:55,
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He was a gangbanger, not a bender.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:57,
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Probably why he got the AIDS then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:16,
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Yes, I suspect so.
He didn't even know he was HIV+.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:24,
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That's genuinely sad.
I had a mate who died from colon cancer. He didn't even know he had it until he started shitting blood and his daughter dragged him to the hospital. He lasted two days.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:40,
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THAT'S THE JOWK!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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I bought the heatbreak hotel, on my own, with no investors.
I closed it down and opened up the "Fuck you" bed and breakfast.
In loving memory, of having loving memories.
i <3 Scroob Pip
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:48,
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Let me introduce a recluse with his neck in a nouse which became loose and he slipped out.
He didn't have a clue what to do with his new leace of life that he never wanted to take out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:55,
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He does have good taste in some things.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:38,
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not films
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:39,
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ORLY?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:45,
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I just came up with a wicked insult, you keep one eye closed when looking at someone, and then they ask you what your'e doing, you say "I'm closing half my eyes but you're not getting half as ugly".
Ditto for sticking a finger in one of your ears and saying "I don't understand, I'm closing one of my eyes but you don't sound half as stupid".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:39,
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What happens if they don't ask what you're doing?
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:40,
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He cooks them dinner.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:41,
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I reckon most people would eventually ask.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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Well you would look very silly walking around with one eye shut if they didn't.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:44,
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I'm prepaired to risk to to say such a wicked burn.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:46,
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No woes from me at this point.
But I will try and think of something that irks if that'll make you feel better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:44,
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It will.
Everyone else's troubles with take my mind off mine.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:45,
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Err... They didn't have something I wanted to buy in a shop once.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:47,
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Bummer!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:48,
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No, that's Darth.
Jeff is of the dogging fraternity.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:50,
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hahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:50,
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Yeah, I was forced to walk to the shop over the road to get it instead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:50,
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*cries*
I feel your pain Jeff. Thank you for sharing that with the group.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:53,
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Thanks Blousie. I knew I could rely on you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:55,
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Oh, God, the INJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:48,
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Oh, God. the B3TH!!!!!!!!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:50,
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As many men have said before you...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:51,
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Hey b3th, you took a teenager shoe shopping the other day, so you much know what's 'in' at the moment.
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Shoes/217,default,sc.html?sz=200&spclInspired by Dozer and his new shoes, I've decided to buy some shoes myself. Not for work, just for sticking on with a pair of jeans when trainers aren't appropriate.
Find me a pair!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:54,
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Those Paul Smith ones are the shiznitz, beeatch.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:57,
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I could probably find a similar pair, with enough change left over for some more trainers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:59,
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Paul Smith is fantastic.
His tailoring is absolutely superb.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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Do they have any sparkly ones?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:59,
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Not very sparkly but these seem to have a shine on 'em
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Dune+Artistic+shoes/139502179,default,pd.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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pimpin'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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Bent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:03,
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^ This.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:03,
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I read that link as "Autistic shoes".
HAHAHA AUTISM ROLF ROLF ROLF ROLF LMAO
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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Ties Woodside down, Sport.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:31,
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Get some desert boots.
You can't go wrong with a nice pair of desert boots.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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Desert boots... In WINTER!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:03,
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A wild concept I know but go for it.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:05,
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Gay.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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They don't do owt for me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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Get some Docs Jeff.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Nah.
My DM wearing days are long over I think. I'm all about dapper these days innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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Go for the Paul Smith brogues.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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Nah, more than I want to spend.
I thinking (as these shoes will only ever get worn with jeans)
www.houseoffraser.co.uk/Howick+Hardy+plain+chelsea+boot/129860648,default,pd.html look cheap enough.
Meaning there will be change left other for...
size.co.uk/product/reebok-workout-bc---size--exclusive/83625/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:20,
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The shoes are the same kind of leather as the brogues I bought this evening.
Not so keen on how the stitching rides up the top of the boot.
GO FOR THE PAUL SMITH ONES AND GET TRAINERS LATER.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:22,
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No. I'm not spending £180 on shoes I don't need to make you feel better about your own purchase.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:24,
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But look at the detail on the sole and the quality of the stitching.
Worth every penny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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I quite like
these ones.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:05,
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Ooooo! nice.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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I've already got shoes quite similar to that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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Dull. Nothing special.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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That's me
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:10,
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Daughter won't stop crying.
Hardly a surprise with me as her father.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:47,
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Have you tried turning her off and on again?
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:47,
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Reset the owner/father more like
Can't complain given she slept through the night last night at only 26 days old.
How are you my delightful?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:54,
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Meh! Musn't complain...............................................but I do.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:56,
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What has you got to the 'meh' about?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:57,
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^ this ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:58,
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The usual.
Plus family woes.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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The usual could be anything.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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I'm not that bad.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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I've got a spare Toffee Crisp if you'd like one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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No thank you.
I have an urge for something savoury.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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Make cheese and pineapple.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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Pineapple is not savoury.
Besides, I don't have any.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:16,
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Alright Jeff?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:58,
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I'm good mate!
Yourself?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:00,
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yeah - apart from this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1361832
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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Never mind.
You wait until she is 15 and is all 'Dad, me give for four grand to go to the pub' (Obviously, I'm allowing a bit for inflation there).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:05,
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She is not allowed out until she is 35 and then only under supervision and will have to be home by 8pm
* Victorian father *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:08,
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Get her a berka for Christmas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:10,
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Burkha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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hahaha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqa
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Hehe!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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Besides, the Prohibition will be in full swing by then.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:20,
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Suck it up big fella, you're a father now, it's one thing being OhWoeIsMethic when you're on your todd eating home made pizza to make yourself feel like you're worth having a decent meal.
It's quite another beeing OhWoeIsMethic when you have a healthy baby daughter who you love beyond belief.
I'd totally make references to 15 years and give or take about 7 months if there wasn't a chance of you actually knocking my teeth into my scull at the start of next month.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:04,
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Oh man, I can't wait 'till my 43rd birthday.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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Ugh.
It's only seven and a bit years till mine : (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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Try two
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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Three years ago : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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I'm glad I'm not THAT old.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:20,
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43 - 7 = 36
(36/2)+7 = 25..... (half your age plus seven; or reverse)
My age = 27.
Oh man, I could totally be your toyboy without it being on the wrong side of creepy. Just sayin'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:24,
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Shit. My maths gonzism has kicked in.
It's actually FIVE years and three months. I'm almost 38.
Fuckity fuckity fuck. I'm old.
*sobs*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:30,
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totally still in range ,)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:50,
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Hey, it's MY BIRTHDAY this week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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WHEN!!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:26,
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Friday!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:27,
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I SAID FRIDAY.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:32,
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*plans suprise party*
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:33,
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Oooh. Can you let me know if you DO organise one.
I kinda know it'll spoil the surprise, but I'm considering going here this weekend
www.brisfest.co.uk/(Proving, once again, that Bristol is a party town!)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:36,
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We're going to have to postpone it till the Friday after Jeff.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:51,
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That'll do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:05,
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i don't think i am "woe is me" just want to stop her being upset
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:15,
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I doubt she's upset
Babies cry mostly for physical reasons, don't they?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:16,
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^this
It's the only way she has of telling you she needs something.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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she is fed, clean nappy, winded etc. Apparently it is common for newborns to become restless at this time of day for the first 12 weeks or so.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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Take her for a walk then.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:20,
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Is she bound?
I have been told that babies in the first few weeks like the feeling of being wrapped up tightly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21,
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Yeah she is - they call it swaddling.
Doesn't seem to help though.
Am almost tempted to fuck off to Mumsnet for the evening, but the thought of this scares me - nest of fucking vipers that lot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:23,
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Don't do it mate.
You know all the sound advice can be found here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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sound slightly questionable
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:34,
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Ask me a generic parenting question. I'm sure I've got the answer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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She's not the only one.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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Oh good stuff !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:22,
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I got more flavour than a packet of macaroni.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:52,
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Macaroni doesn't actually taste of very much, though.
So what you're trying to say is, you're tasteless?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:53,
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HA!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:54,
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I was referring to Bug Powder Dust by Bomb the Bass.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:56,
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"IT'S A MEGABLAST"
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:59,
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Xenon 2 on the Atari ST!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:00,
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Bug Powder Dust, Kruder & Dorfmeister mix.
Check it on the you tubes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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One of Razorlight looks just like Monty.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:55,
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Has one of Razorlight died?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:56,
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Hopefully
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:00,
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Unfortunately not.
Their singer is a prize cunt.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:00,
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I'm bored and tired
And Dozer has Gay shoes. All else is good. Maybe alcamahol would be good
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:06,
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I endorse this action.
I have found that wearing in Docs that fit me are worse than wearing in Docs that are slightly too big.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:08,
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Okey Dokey, I'll leave it up to you then.
I have beer, cider, whiskey, mead, blackberry wine andsome odd schnaps stuff, your call. Oh and Bailys.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Blackberry wine.
It's one of your five a day.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:12,
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Blackberry wine and iCider
*Apple lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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I have mixed half a pint of this.
It is not good but I shal perservere.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:17,
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Bottoms up hon!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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In dark times I tried to 'make' cider using vodka and appletizer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21,
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wow, that's good.
*drinks* *shudders*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:22,
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It didn't work.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:26,
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Neither does Apple Lolz
but I am perservereing *glug*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29,
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Oh dear, this will not end well.
Ho hum.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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If you want to know about gay shoes, just look up there at Jeff's links.
Except for the Paul Smith ones. They are quite nice. Look at the detail.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:10,
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I have no wish to know about gay shoes, I leave this to you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:12,
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srsly, the Paul Smith ones are wonderful.
Have you seen his suits? The lining is a wonderful touch. Same level of detail on those shoes, but the sole rather than the lining.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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You know when cavey talks LARP and you glaze over..........
Thats me and suits.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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Dude, just go in to your local Paul Smith shop and just look at the suits. Humour me.
The tailoring is second to none, the cut is superb and the lining is a witty touch.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:21,
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Dude, just go into your local Games Workshop and look at the figurines.
The detail is second to none, I mean you can pay far less elsewhere, but the quality is just not as good.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:24,
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I would need to make my way through that fug of post-pubertal desperation, and the heady aroma of 38 year old virgin.
And just to look at lead figurines and a collection of D20s.
No thanks. I'd rather listen to Limp Bizkit while wearing a Ride The Lightning tshirt with my German para boots.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29,
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Now you're realising how much I'd love being in a Paul Smith shop.
BTW, if you're going to try to wind me up you'll need to aim you stereo types better by, oh, 15 years or so.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:31,
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I'm not trying to wind you up.
Why would I do that? What would be the point? If I wanted to do that it would be a lot quicker and easier than going through these dull, painful motions.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:32,
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OK then
Just note sure what the references to the mettaler I was when I was (at a a guess) your age are about.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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When you were 31?
And it's either heavy metal gags or dyslexia gags. But the dyslexia ones would be in poor taste.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:42,
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And metal ones are inaccurate, these days.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic atheist? I lost a lot of sleep wondering if there was a dog.
Or the tragic tale of the dyslexic anarchist, he broke an ankle falling off the toilet while trying to smash the cistern.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46,
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Not funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:55,
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I like them, feel free to do better.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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Paul Smith clothes are superb if you're the right shape for them
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:25,
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I am a former catalogue model.
I am the right shape for most clothes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:26,
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You are Kroney
AICMFP
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28,
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Well you're crossed off my list then.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:28,
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What list?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:29,
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Male B3tans who I would lock in my cellar for nefarious purposes.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:31,
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So you don't want to lock a very good looking, suave man in your cellar for nefarious purposes?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:33,
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No.
I don't do good looking, (well not in the obvious way), and suave.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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Oi!
If your going to insult me do it behind my back.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:36,
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You know what I mean you daft sod.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:37,
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He does, you've just called him a moose.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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This^
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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When you go and stay with Blousie, does she put on a Scottish accent and sing
'Hoots mon, there's a moose, loose, about this HOOSE!'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:39,
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No, she does not. *sadface*
which is a shame as I like Scottish accents.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:40,
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You are sex on legs my dear but not really the model type.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:42,
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Ha!
:P
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:43,
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*remembers the scottish accent thing*
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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I love you Jeff, if Blousie ever leaves you
you'll always have a place with me. Have this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ctag0uGaLc
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:48,
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I sense a threesome in the making.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:49,
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We are T H R O U G H.
Was going to link you to some J5, then some Quannum, then some Eric B and Rakim. Not now though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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Pfft! As if I had a chance.
Fiona is still alive.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:46,
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She has just wiped her mouth clean and is getting in the shower.
THERE IS A WINDOW IN MY SCHEDULE!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:54,
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Hahaha!
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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No, really, I mean it.
I have Harley Davis round at 10, then Libby from Neighbours at midnight.
I can slot you in at 11.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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Rather, 'you can fill a slot at 11....'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:04,
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You're going to need all night for me petal.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:09,
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Not after Harley Davis and Libby off Neighbours.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:10,
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I am aware this will be a minority opinion, but I had forgotten just how much I like these guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQrpgsiSIU4
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:26,
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Ironically or for real?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:30,
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I don't really do Ironic.
It's a nostalgia thing as much as anything, my first GF was big inot Glam, that track if off one of her favourite albums.
You can have this little gem for free.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng&ob=av2n
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:33,
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I have a soft spot for Van Halen but that's as far as I'll go.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:34,
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Glam? Is it still 1987?
This is ace, right here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ9dm7zaQU&ob=av2e
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:35,
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*is pleasantly surprised*
Not bad, prefer the cover by whoever it was TBH, but it's a good tune.
as is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB5JRS6JOck
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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Nope.
Bent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:41,
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Ah, so sir is a lover of the classics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw&ob=av3e
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:47,
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Hell yeah!
*rocks out*
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:48,
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Just for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sku2Him53TM
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:50,
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Haha!
Let me eat your cookies??
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:52,
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Would help if I posted the link I meant to.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:52,
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Nice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTAruF9affk
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:56,
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Nope, GnR are beyond Julian Clary getting bummed by Rob Halford levels of benditry.
Bums N' Quenders more like.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:53,
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Guns and Roses at their hayday were fucking awesome.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:53,
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When you say 'awesome', do you actually mean 'screamingly bendiferous'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:57,
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At the time they were awesome.
I live with two other girls and we were all Guns and Roses Kerazy.
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girlinthehole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:10,
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*ceases talking to Dozer*
Some things are unforgivable.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:55,
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ORLY?
Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders Bums N' Quenders
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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*ignores Dozer talking a bout his 2 biggest loves after shoes*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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My 2 biggest loves after shoes are probably breakbeat based music and video games.
Followed by Thumb by Kyuss.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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Where did you stand on Slash's attempt at making GnR more 'Christian'
I think the band were called Guns n Moses.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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LT motherfucking I.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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Innit!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:04,
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Sounds alright to me
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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Then you have taste good sir.
Sadly I have moved on to cover versions.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:06,
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What is the fucking point of that cover?
Blue Monday is one of the greatest records ever, and that just pisses in Hooky's face and wipes its shitty cocking arse on Peter Saville.
It's like that teenybopper nu metal cover of Enjoy The Silence, uttterly fucking pointless.
There are loads of covers which are better than the originals, but that is not one of them.
Jesus shitting Dawkins Christ.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:09,
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OK, am all out of Apple Lolz.
What next internet people.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:08,
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The other thread.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:08,
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I'm there, no one else is.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:09,
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