The butter acts as a lube.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If it wasn't so floppy in the first place you'd find it much easier to marmalade it in.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

If Monty's anus were not so tight and virginal my massive member would enter more easily
is what I think you're trying to say.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Not quite
Monty spent so much of the 80s off his tits on MDs that he's probably been unknowingly bummed by so many mangy junkies that his rusty sheriff's badge resembles the Channel Tunnel.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

And still it's a tight fit
for me at least.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Nonsense man, it would be like opening the window and shagging the night

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)