omg imagine how dull the world would be with you in charge, joyless!
"slabs of creamy white chocolate infused with zingy lemon, drizzled with milk chocolate, and stuffed with tiny cookie pieces" = lemon fairy liquid flavoured chocolate.

"sheets of our fresh homemade pasta, stuffed with a richly meaty bolognese and creamy bechemel sauce, topped with crunchy mature cheddar" = lasagne

and god help makeup. brilliant names like "vamp" and "topless sports car" would become "red" and "darker red".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is not just marketing...
This is tMB marketing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Of course they wouldn't
I've no problem with overly descriptive waffle like the stuff you've given above. I mean, it's bullshit, but it's vaguely true. "fire-roasted" is just simply a lie unless it's actually been cooked in a fire, which it clearly hasn't if you're buying it from a big london deli or sandwich shop.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

"overly descriptive waffle"
WAFFLE?

how very dare you.

/smites badger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I've, sadly, seen a lot of legal documents.
And therfore my morrissetteometer has aspolded due to excessive kilospoonage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I don't think it's overly descriptive
it probably is roasted red pepper, at least, and the goats cheese and pesto bit is perfectly reasonable; nothing you could cut out there. So the only word you can really take exception to is 'fire', which is a mere 17% of the sentence. Hardly excessive.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

unless you are tmb....
!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)