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You need to go to the lowest radiator on the system and bleed it
Done.
How much would you have charged me for that you evil bastard?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:26,
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Bleeding from the lowest point? Interesting.
I wouldn't have charged you, I would simply have vandalised your home and posted about it on the intertube 4 1/2 years ago thus guaranteeing 2 front pages.
;)
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:32,
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Are you telling me
That I've just bounced my heating system into use by a means hitherto unknown to any plumbing engineer?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:38,
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Nah, just wondering why gas sinks to the lowest rad in your house.
What were the symptoms?
Maybe you shifted some sludge?
I'm working blind here, you scallywag!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:54,
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Air bubble
Bottom and top rad.
Bottom is still on microbore.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:59,
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Fucking microbore, shite!
Is it a vented system?
Type of boiler?
I WANT FACTS!!!11!1!!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:02,
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You want facts? I'll give you facts!
You drove pensioners in a minibus to watch you committing carnal acts of a serial but increasing depravitity on a goat. Called Roy.
You set fire to a home for deaf and dumb orphans. Poor fuckers couldn't hear the fire alarm, couldn't shout for help and didn't know the sign language for "Shite - my legs are on fire."
Evil bastard.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:09,
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Looks like i got me a stalker!
Hope you're taking notes, dude ;)
Went for a bit of a hike today, mushroom hunting. 6 miles and 18g of chanterelles!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:14,
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I'll follow you until I die
I love you so much Blaiareu....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:19,
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Join the queue, curly ;)
I'm gonna save you til last...
Whitehaven with the goats yesterday, the weather was AWESOME!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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I just tried what you said and got a comedy silent-movie oil-in-face punishment in the process.
I've also snapped the radiator key.
Just fuck off right.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:03,
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hahahahahaha
He Roota. Channel 4 RITE NOW.
It looks like it'll be quotable for years to come.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:04,
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Ta for that link btw.
Oh and this programme, I wanted to see it but I'm supposed to be doing me nails and the washing...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:05,
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What one?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:05,
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Job fresh way of thinking
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:08,
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That! No problem.
I'm always thinking Roota, my mind moves with the speed of a big cat!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:10,
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Garfield?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:15,
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No. A proper cat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:22,
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Maru
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:24,
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Some sort of tiger or snow-cat is what I'm thinking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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I'm not a qualified plumber
I learned it all off Laurel and Hardy films.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12,
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I proper look like James Finlayson
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:12,
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Doo-you....
Top marks for knowing who James Finlayson was.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:15,
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I don't respect those who don't.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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I was born in the same town as Arthur Stanley Jefferson
So you've got to learn, and understand.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Awww, I bought their ale there once.
In Booths.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:37,
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Arthur Stanley Jefferson
Was Stan Laurel.
Oh. I'm, like, so TRADUCED now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:41,
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I know.
I bought a Laurel and Hardy ale in a bottle!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:46,
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Yeah
And you know the Abbey Tavern which was the first pub I ever drank in and if I had an indiornate amount of money I'd buy the bastard.
I could just about raise the asking price but I know what it's like upstairs.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:55,
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And getting more vandalised and rundown every day
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:57,
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I know.
B3ta pub anyone? I'm up for £5K if I can run it.
It's listed but only grade 2.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:02,
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