It's my BIRTHDAY IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:17, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

woah!
this is BIG NEWS. How come you didn't tell us until now?!

how will you be celebrating, old man?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Hardly big news.
When it's like, 30 seconds 'till by birthday it'll be BIG NEWS!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)

i hadn't realised we were in countdown!
it was a surprise, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It's Lampys birthday tomorrow as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:28, Reply)

no wai!
you're like twins or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)

It was a long labour.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Here's you
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( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I'm not that cute.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Good boy!
Are you all excited - well clearly you are.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Excited? At my age!
Tsk! No. I'm not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:22, Reply)

How old will you be?
And what fun will you be having?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Too old for you.
Fun? It'll be the usual. Pub, pub, pub. But this weekend WITH JUSTIFICATION!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Excellent
Have a thoroughly good day/ night. I assume you won't be around.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Who knows.
I've got pub/booze plans, might go to www.brisfest.co.uk and I might have some Indian food.

I have a large group of people to contact, I'm sure I'll find something to keep me amused! :)

Oh, THE PIER is going to be a second-birthday for me. I've just decided.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I don't even want to think about my birthday
I'll buy you a pint at the pier then
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Nah, buy me a pint in a pub that isn't on the pier.
I reckon the pier will be expensive! :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Non pier pub it is
are you back on the cider?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I might be tempted for a bit.
But it'll have to be 'proper' cider - none of that fizzy shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:40, Reply)

A pint of Bulmers will do you fine ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:03, Reply)

You've had to reply to lots of people at the same time
Must be quite tiring.

Not sure how old you are but I know you're younger than me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)

The clue was in the original question!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Not really
My mate passed his driving test at 35.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I passed when I was 17.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:30, Reply)

You're younger than me
I think only BGB and Bartleby are older than me.

Happy birthday guv - I don't care what the rest of 'em say about you - I think you're a decent geezer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)

The rest of 'em are cunts though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Can't be arsed to make any sort of sweeping statement
I think you're appreciated, Jeff.

Topper day tomorrow, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Cheers mate!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)