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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Perfick!
We're watching last night's Borgias. It's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I'm going to watch something else in a bit.
But it depends what's on.

with news that exciting it's a wonder how I cope.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Antiques Roadshow will be on in a minute.
You might see something you recognise.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)
You're getting me confused with PD!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)
....James?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)
No!
Dozer, the resident Fiona Bruce fan.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)
keep your hands off her.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Do you know where she is tonight?
Do you??
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)
yes I do.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Still in your basement is my guess.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Hey, b3th.
Wanna play 'guess the price' for the shite they'll be valuing on AR?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Can't, I'm afraid
I'm just about to throw on a 'face' and head out to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Oooh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Pub quiz night. All comers welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)
It sounds more like a wank-fest than a meeting of minds.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Don't think I'd get there in time sadly

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)
Isn't there an Abbey Road toilet roll rejected by the Beatles?

(888777555, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)
What am looking for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)
A heavy drinking Bristol City supporting lass with low standards and a high tolerance for puns.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)
See, I've been putting that in lonely hearts ads.
Do you think I'm being too picky? On the basis that I wouldn't take clunge to football, I'm thinking I might leave that bit out, and change it for, 'enthusuastic ironer'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Ironing is so passe these days
Enthusiastic shagger?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Again, that might be a bit specific.
I think I'll change thing the advert to include 'all breast sizes considered'.

That should have women beating a path to my door.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)
44GG mommas included then?
Meanwhile England Paperboys XI are struggling to contain WI Paperboys XI.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)

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