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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're nowhere near fat enough, missy.

(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I am for someone 5ft.
I just need to crouch down when the surgeon measures my height.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Pfft!
I think he'll spot that, what with him being medically trained and all.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Your teeth will be out soon enough, the weight will drop off

(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I can still suck the filling from inside a pie Rory.

(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)
You can always do what that 'fattest kid in the world' did
and stick your mega-sized McDonalds meal in a blender and eat it as fat soup. *shudders*
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Why is going down on a old woman like eating a cheap pie?
You've got to break through the crust and the jelly before you can get to the meat.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)

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