At least it will be clean!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

only because he's thrown all your stuff out!
Including your cat.

Oh yeah, he might *say* it was an accident, but do you *really* think Tigger would 'accidentally' wander down to Waverly and get on a train to Devon?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'll be putting him on one myself if he carries on like he did last night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Did he throw a party for all the neighbourhood reprobates?
Did he invite Graham up and show him your underwear drawer?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

There was a cat in a zoot suit and a laser moustache
playing double bass in my living room
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

You can't be doing that
A house without a pet is a house owned by worthless people.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

or a house with clean furniture

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)