Excellent news
Apart from rather looking forward to meet you, I don't want to get into London three hours before the gig with no drinking buddies. Do you think you can cope with three hours of mine and CQ's company without "turning"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I could go on a world tour with Marc Almond and Bronski Beat
and even that couldn't bent me up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Challenge accepted!
*rolls up sleeves*

rolls lubes
sleeves (left blank for your suggestion)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

cat?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Why do you ALWAYS have to take it too far?!
Good result against the local shower on Monday night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Indeed
I have devised a cunning plan for McClaren and Bruce. I'm going to kill both of them by having McClaren hold his brolly up then I'll drop Bruce on him from a great height. This should get rid of both of them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I'm in
*invests in Steve Bruce-proof crane*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

This may require more money than I'd originally thought

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

If it makes McLaren die horribly I'll lift the cunt myself
Or find the means to... if only I knew several muscular, oiled-up men...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)