When someone on here says they're getting a tattoo
I go to ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/ and www.tattoos.com/ to remind myself why they're a bad idea. And great entertainment.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This is exactly why I only have the one, which is 12 years old
Too easy to sign up for another and regret it for the rest of your life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Plus, despite how much you love him, it's very unlikely that
anyone will have heard of Bruno Tonioli in a few years.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You HORRIBLE MAN
Don't you be mean about Bruno!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I was really going for
"You're a bit of a fabulous dancing woofter, darling. *mini camp round of applause*"
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I know dear
For my 30th my sister made me a CD compilation of old photos and cut a clip of SCD into it in which Bruno is praising Martin Offiah.

That's all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

As a rule they're shit, every cunt and his dog under 30 has them these days
My favourites are the collection of stars indicating that the bearer was too lazy and stupid to get a dragon or a unicorn tattooed on their back, but just wanted a tat to be be cool yah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1370858
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

There's a guy I see in a skip rig who does regular collections for me, his tats are boss
Big splodges of grey blue on both arms and his neck and christ knows where else of what once were dragons and shit. It's a common stamp, is that what appeals Al, the mark of the working proletariat?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)