I reckon that thread has died.
So time for a new one. I'm getting a tattoo today... how much pain am I in for?

Alt: Do you lot have any? Or do you think they're daft?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:07, 189 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

David Bowie tattooed his name on Monty's back while getting he was his back wheels in
This is why Monty dislikes him so
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It'll hurt as much as getting a tinny needle repeatedly stabbed into your skin.
Alt: not yet I'm too indecisive
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

got mine done last week
very proud of it I am too
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

POIDH

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

give me a minute, trying to figure out how to do pictures on here

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

pictures on here my sister
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I imagine it's difficult to take a picture of you're own ringpiece.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

you squat over a camera
simple really
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Be rude not to
qu h
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

HTML works
img src="yourtat.jpg" in your post. (with the angle brackets, obv.)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

it's here anyway www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/p090911_13.50.jpg
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You fucking furry.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

whatevs

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

*lears*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Very good

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I just got it too
the tatto isn't a reference to the poem though, it's more personal than that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Is it that the unnatural love between an owl and a pussycat
represents the unnatural love between a brother and his underage sister?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

nope, it's a dedication to someone that I loved and lost a long time ago

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Are you a walrus?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

yes

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

YOU'LL FIT IN HERE THEN
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

fat

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

tusk, tusk, tusk

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Stop being mean you'll make me blubber.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

that's what's sealing the deal for me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

You can't see it, but I'm flippering you off right now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

why I otter box your ears for that

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

there's frankly no
porpoise to any of these insults
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Oh I see, here comes the support train
puffin in to psychochomp's rescue
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

If you got it done last week
you shouldn't still have the cling film on it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

that picture was taken on the day I got it done
I don't take photos of it every day
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Well it's different.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

exactly, very personal to me too
and it's not as big as it looks in that photo, only about 10cm wide
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Depends whether you were drinking last night, and where you're getting it done, really
Alt: Not yet, but I will get one at some point. They can be daft (90% of sleeve tattoos are, in my experience), but some can be brilliant (Lab's, for example)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Where are you having it done?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

On the right shoulder.
Not on the bone, over the muscle itself.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Motherfucker please
You're posting on an internet forum at 10.20am, you don't have any muscles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Just because I work in an office
Doesn't necessarily mean I'm a fat fucker.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

It's the internet thing really
Anyway, I didn't say you were fat, just that you're unlikely to be muscular
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Fair point.
When choosing an area for it, I wanted somewhere that was easy to take care of, wouldn't hurt and was easily covered up by the simple expedient of putting on a shirt. Also, there aren't many nerve endings in that area, and it's out of the way of what I have planned for my 30th birthday (a big fuck-off dragon).
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Fair enough, at least you've given it some thought
I'm never getting anywhere on my back done, because if I spend money on something I want to be able to damn well see it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

spend a lot of time looking at your hip, do you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Trying to find his cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That's what the tattoo is for
It's an arrow and a fully-functioning microscope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

He's always checking the back of his shoe.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

haha!
Hello sailor
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

In a tattoo parlour
Thanks, you people are great, I'm here all week, try the crab bisque.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Your sister
keeps talking about her breasts. Could you please ask her to stop.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Don't you like breasts, Al?
I like breasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I'm not having any kind of conversation
with my big sister about breasts.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

My little sister though perhaps
seeing as she's still 15. Giggity.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

You're the only person in the family
who *doesn't* mention them at every possibility.

Hey, you're a big fat slacker now. Fancy coming to PIERBASH on Friday?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Ahahahahaha
I was talking with my better half only last night about how the thought of attending pierbashes and hardman lunches with random internet mongs is only slightly less preferable to pulling a tooth out. One of my teeth.

You have fun though ;)
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Didn't you and Roota meet at a bash?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

No.

( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

It depends where you're getting it done
Alt: I have a few on my arms and I haven't regretted any of them yet. I designed most of them and they all mean something (well, the first two mean I was 18 and bored, but still)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The sage advice has already been given
I've only got the one, it's very small and on my hip so it didn't hurt at all, the degree of pain you will undergo is entirely dependent on how much flesh is between the needle and the bone. On your arse will be painless. On your feet will be unbearable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

My feelings about tattos
is tatoos are really poos
they're big and brown and smelly
you should get one on your belly
( broadsword, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I like this post
For some reason I am enormously entertained that you spelt "tattoos" incorrectly twice in three words
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I've come over all Gonzo

( broadsword, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

over all all over
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

trudat
hello bgb, are you feeling lovely today? I'm feeling lovely. Lovely.
( broadsword, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Only the pain of being yet another nerd sporting a 'cool' tattoo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Awwww, were you too scared to get a tattoo Rory?
Did you run out of the shop trying to stifle your sobs, but you couldn't and a nice policeman saw you running with your eyes all red and asked you what the matter was and you just started bawling onto his shoulder and he sat you down and offered you a hanky and talked to you about how it didn't matter and you shouldn't succumb to peer pressure and then he even gave you lift back to your mums and promised he wouldn't say anything and even let you keep his hanky.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Standard reply.
Fuck off, Rory. It's not like I'm getting my user ID tattoo'd on my knuckles or something.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Rory's username would fit though
Coincidence? I think not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I might get "Truth" put on one hand and "Justice" on the other
And go on a vigilante spree.

Or look a twonk. One of the two.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I love that film.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Are you blessed with octopus hands?
Ensure you get ACCORD across your forehead too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Oh yeah.
My Dad was Cthulhu R'lyeh. And yes, ACCORD seems like a good idea.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

That's OK then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

All the girls love it, as my hands already smell of fish.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

(k)inky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I assume he's referring to Boondock Saints
This is what they have tattooed on their hands
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Actually, I wasn't.
But that's eerily close, come to think of it. Might have been a subconscious thing.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Seriously?
So, you were going to go on a vigilante rampage with 'Truth' & 'Justice' tattooed on your hands, and you weren't thinking of Boondock Saints?

...That's a bit odd.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I'd never even heard of the film before today.
Or I might have done but had completely forgotten about it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

How very odd...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

You're telling me.
I'll have to get that watched tonight, sounds like a good film (from reading the wikipedia article, at any rate).
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Ha, what kind of mental would get that done.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

When someone on here says they're getting a tattoo
I go to ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/ and www.tattoos.com/ to remind myself why they're a bad idea. And great entertainment.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

This is exactly why I only have the one, which is 12 years old
Too easy to sign up for another and regret it for the rest of your life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Plus, despite how much you love him, it's very unlikely that
anyone will have heard of Bruno Tonioli in a few years.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You HORRIBLE MAN
Don't you be mean about Bruno!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I was really going for
"You're a bit of a fabulous dancing woofter, darling. *mini camp round of applause*"
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I know dear
For my 30th my sister made me a CD compilation of old photos and cut a clip of SCD into it in which Bruno is praising Martin Offiah.

That's all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

As a rule they're shit, every cunt and his dog under 30 has them these days
My favourites are the collection of stars indicating that the bearer was too lazy and stupid to get a dragon or a unicorn tattooed on their back, but just wanted a tat to be be cool yah
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1370858
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

There's a guy I see in a skip rig who does regular collections for me, his tats are boss
Big splodges of grey blue on both arms and his neck and christ knows where else of what once were dragons and shit. It's a common stamp, is that what appeals Al, the mark of the working proletariat?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Not like the one you got in prison, eh Chris?
Then again, it would have been nicer if they'd at least spelt 'NONCE' correctly when they carved it into your chest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Chris?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Langham
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I did a search and wiped my arse with the family portrait one that you posted, who'd have thought that a whole family would look better with a layer of shit on them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

My brother already looks like he's rolled in it, the fat downy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I was waiting on someone to design one for me, but that's been like 4 months now, so I'm just gonna let the tattoest do it.
I want a band around my wrist that says "Hakuna Matata"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I'd really like one
but it's the whole lifelong commitment to having something inked in to your skin that gets me. Given that I get uncomfortable to committing to a two year contract on the same mobile phone, I think perhaps getting something etched indelibly in to my flesh and remaining happy with it until the day I die is a bit too much to ask of my psyche.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

You're married, aren't you?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Err. No?

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

How odd.
Got it into my head that you were. Carry on!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Don't cry berk
You'll make someone a lovely ball n' chain some day.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I've already picked the one I'd like
but I doubt he'll ever ask. Ah well, I can always get a couple of cats, eh?
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

There's always Gonzo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

This is very true
he'll make a lovely plan B.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

The only thing is though, there was 3 girls at school, who I made a life long pledge with, that if we're not married by the time we're 40, we'll marry each other.
Two of them have already hooked up, taken themselves out the game, and I'm 28 next month, which means if you've only got 12 years before you'll miss your chance. Origionally I said to them by the time we're 20 and they said 90, but we settled somewhere around the middle after intense haggling negotiations.

I know 12 years seems like a long time, that so much can happen in that time, but really time flies by quite quickly. Sign up today to avoid disapointment, limited places are available, your happiness may be at risk if you do not keep up with the extra-martial dueties.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I don't think he can perform emergency abortions

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

He's only about, what, 26 or something, there is not way he'll ask you yet, you've only been going out a few months.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Well, precisely.
I am well aware of this.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I asked my ex to marry me when I was 19 and we'd been going out a few months
It did not work out.

In short; Al is right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Bizarrely, at 19, he did much the same
and believe me, I'm not stupid enough to think that just because I've fallen arse about tit for him that he feels the same, or that everything will work out like a Disney film.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Depends which Disney film
I hope for your sake it doesn't go all Emperor's New Groove
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Alright then, a Disney film in which neither of us end up turning in to llamas.

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You're going to end up flying using your ears???

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Or elephants
or any other anthropomorphic animal.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Or living in a frankly dubious house-sharing arrangement with seven vertically challenged manual workers?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You're going to kill your uncle who killed your father!?

( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You're going to use magic to show a group of disenfranchised kids a magical world of penguins and chimney-sweeps that their parents can never hope to match, effectively ruining their chances of keeping their children on the straight and narrow?
You monster
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

We've all been there I think.
Mine was related to first-fuck syndrome. Looking back, she was a bit of a nutter.

Come to think of it, all my exes are.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

ha ha, yeah right virgin.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

He meant to write fist-fuck
because that's all he's had.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

My first ex had planned to ask me to marry him when we'd finished uni
as he's now a ginger, balding, morbidly obese raging right-wing cunt (who had a nervous breakdown when we split up, no less) I think I dodged a real fucking bullet there.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Lucky escape.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You have no idea
I'd rather cauterise my foof with a red hot rusty poker than let him up it again.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Didn't you say he was ginger?
Rusty poker... etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I asked mine after about 8 months
I think the tart would have said yes to anyone to be fair.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Yeah, she was getting on a bit
and she needed someone to stop her nicking hub caps.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I hear she was born in the 70s no less

( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Fucking hell, people born in the 70s are still alive?
do you have to use industrial strength motor oil to lube her up?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I could use a good lubing myself
;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

She looks very cute with her boyrfriend.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Put a ring on her finger!

( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Why is there a glass sword pointing at them?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I have no idea what that is.
I think it might be a bow.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I have no idea what it is either
and I was there.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Or maybe it's like that film The Omen

( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

What, so....
one of us is going to get stabbed? Cheers, DJ.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You get stabbed every night
with a pork sword.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

If only it were that often
bloody distance relationship mutter grumble etc.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Has he not got you one of those "cast your own dildo" kits and made a mould of his below average sized tonker?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Tacky, al

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

You need to let it set a bit more then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Hahaha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Worse still, you're going to get green hair and he's...
well, I'd suggest he puts a hat on to cover it up before leaving the house.
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I've just been to Halifax. It's lovely.
Tattoos are awesome. Everyone should have them.

And I'm getting another tattoo soon. The outline of a star on my forearm. Nothing amazing but I've always wanted a star somewhere.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Did you go to Eureka?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Erm...................nope?
Just dropped my sister off.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

To my mind
That sounds like a pleasant euphemism like going for a shit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Too many star tattoos knocking round at the moment.
Make it an ususual one!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I know but I like them.
I don't want an unusual one. Just a plain one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Star of David.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

She fancies Monty too much
Nothing's more likely to turn a night of passion into a good gassing.

Except beans.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Boyce would spurt on the star, no doubt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

If it was an involuntary reaction
I'd get a transfer of it done before I meet him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

> Everyone should have them

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1370876
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Luckily I get nice tattoos.

( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1370944
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I'm just going to leave this here before going off to a meeting...
I think tattoos are common.
There, I've said it. As you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Really?
What gives you that impression?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

^
this
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

they are fairly common
meaningless patterns and pointless tribal or celtic nonsense are everywhere, but an especially personal tattoo which a person can be proud of for the rest of their life can be a good thing
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

So your argument is everyone elses tattoos are common, but not yours?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

nope, just most people don't use their imagination
they'll get some stock, standard thing which they get done for decoration or the sake of it tattooed and regret it later. Mine means something to me, and that's all that matters
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

For your next tattoo go somewhere where they can draw properly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Haha!
The artist has won awards, and I found and altered the design myself
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Ok, ok, fine, I know this'll continue my "awww cutesy wootsy adorable gonz, here's a shiney penny, go get some sweets" image, which is deprimental to me ever getting some nookie, ever...
... but I just bought The Muppet's Christmas Carol and the soundtrack too, on iTunes. One of the songs is called "Christmas Scat".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppet_Christmas_Carol#Soundtrack
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I was going to get the 10th anniversary special edition of that
but the reviews said there was a song cut out of it. So I didn't. True story.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Perhaps you should get your arse down Amsterdam fella.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Gonz, don't complain about not getting laid and then say you just bought "The Muppet's Christmas Carol and the soundtrack too"
You are your own worst enemy, fella.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

When out on Monday
I was with a friend whose parents are Chinese, and she reads and speaks it. A guy asked her to translate his tattoo for her, then followed her round for ages enthusing about how grateful he was.

Alt: Not a one. Never found something I want for the rest of my life.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Was it some other mans name?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It was what he'd actually wanted
which was 'Everything has a reason.' I could barely keep a straight face. However there were a fair few gays out, who turned out to be straight. `
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Is that you tacitly admiting to getting some tongue action on monday night?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I hate those straight gays.
It's so confusing. Do I reach around or is that impolite?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Hah hardly
though this was not just me being a fatty, but the fact I was surrounded by freshers.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

They're brilliant.
So gullible and, well, fresh.

We've got the Royal London freshers running about here at the mo.

Naughty girls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not shagging a fresher
I have SOME standards. They're ridiculously young and moronic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Sexy moronic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

There were several third years there
taking full advantage of this.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Too right.
They are great as long as they don't speak.

So young, so smooth, so stupid.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Woo to the muthafuckin' Hoo!
I gots a reprieve, no cunt training today. This makes my day 100% better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

oh and as for pain, sheer, blinding agony while it lasts
which as long as yours isn't huge won't be long
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Four inches by three inches, simple line art.
Shouldn't take too long.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

This is about sex yes?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

if it hurts you that much you're doing it wrong
ask your boyfriend to use more lube
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

That's what The Luggage is hoping.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Be careful.
99% of tattoos are tacky and shit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

It's a custom design
To commemorate a very good mate who died, and has a story behind it as well. It was going to be his originally, his kid's name, with a tribal design round it. Then he died... and never got the tattoo. I suggested to the designer (also a good mate, and an accomplished graphic designer) to swap the name out, and we'll all get it done.

Makes sense to me, anyways.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

That sounds cool
Post pics when it is done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)