There's always Gonzo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This is very true
he'll make a lovely plan B.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

The only thing is though, there was 3 girls at school, who I made a life long pledge with, that if we're not married by the time we're 40, we'll marry each other.
Two of them have already hooked up, taken themselves out the game, and I'm 28 next month, which means if you've only got 12 years before you'll miss your chance. Origionally I said to them by the time we're 20 and they said 90, but we settled somewhere around the middle after intense haggling negotiations.

I know 12 years seems like a long time, that so much can happen in that time, but really time flies by quite quickly. Sign up today to avoid disapointment, limited places are available, your happiness may be at risk if you do not keep up with the extra-martial dueties.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I don't think he can perform emergency abortions

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)