We've all been there I think.
Mine was related to first-fuck syndrome. Looking back, she was a bit of a nutter.

Come to think of it, all my exes are.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

ha ha, yeah right virgin.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

He meant to write fist-fuck
because that's all he's had.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

My first ex had planned to ask me to marry him when we'd finished uni
as he's now a ginger, balding, morbidly obese raging right-wing cunt (who had a nervous breakdown when we split up, no less) I think I dodged a real fucking bullet there.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Lucky escape.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You have no idea
I'd rather cauterise my foof with a red hot rusty poker than let him up it again.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Didn't you say he was ginger?
Rusty poker... etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)