I used to love trick or treating
but then I lived on a very very tiny estate, everyone knew each other and which houses not to bother knocking. As I was the oldest kid several of the parents used to give me a few quid, I'd put together costumes for their kids and then take about 7 or 8 of them out all at once to give their parents some peace and quiet.
I was a zombie cheerleader last year, Poison Ivy the year before that... I wanted to go as Mystique this year but I'm really not thin enough to do a catsuit justice.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:27, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm sorry, but reading that I got the impression that you were some sort of
pied piper of paedophilia
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

We're talking from the age of 12-15 here
the kids were all between 3 and 8, and I babysat for them on numerous occasions.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

this just gets WORSE

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah, sexy worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

We'll be the judge of that
/pulls back from brink of colossal perversity

/again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'm too squidgy and podgy for anything skintight
I might go as Silk Spectre instead.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I imagine you're being too hard on yourself
mainly because you're a girl, and girls do that in my massively generalised, sweeping experience which I will apologise for before the end of this sentence.

Also, Silk Spectre's outfit is hardly, er, a cloth sack
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)

30's silk spectre is buxom

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)

True enough
but, and I know this is unbelievably geeky, she was a horrible cow.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

was she?
I only saw her in the film, she seemed to be quite receptive to a bit of rape
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

The book is a personal favourite of mine
and, although as with everything else in the book it's subjective, I can't stand her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Which one though?
Laurie, or her mother?
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Her mother
Laurie is not without her faults but her mother is vile.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

No, but it's a bit more forgiving, or can be made a bit more forgiving at least
than a skintight blue catsuit which is what I'd be wearing if I went as Mystique.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You could post pictures of yourself in both outfits on B3ta
and be assured of a universally positive, encouraging response.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Uh...no.
There are pictures on facebook if you wish to browse but I'm not sticking them on here.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Yeah I didn't think you'd go for that
but just sending them to me sounds MUCH better now, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Just go dressed as anything and say you're mystique.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Never let it be said that I don't give credit where it's due -
this cracked me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)