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Before Xmas we've got Hallowe'en to get out of the wayMy wife views trick or treating as glorified begging. Have you ever done it and are you now faced with carting your little darlings around the neighbourhood to stock up on haribo?
Also, what's the best costume you've ever put together?
Alt: What's the laziest piece of writing/book you've ever read. I've just finished the latest 'Alex Cross' book and it's a strong contender.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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I once DJ'd on Halloween dressed as a GeishaWhite face, appropriately-styled wig, kimono, the works. The punters looked entertainingly nonplussed
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I went to one as a spider which was basically sticking newspaper into two pairs of black tights stiffened with coathangersSewing pingpong ball to a hat and string to make the arms move with mine.
It went down well but it kept knocking shit over.
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Probably giving Eric Pickles a reacharoundWhilst pontificating on the finer points of local planning laws.
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Glen Campbell's slightly edgy follow up single.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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It's an awful Americanism that we have succumbed to. Trick or treaters get the 1939-1945 treatment at my house.
Alt: Your topic.
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DamnI knew I should've left out 'piece of writing', you cheeky scamp.
*ruffles hair*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:10,
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Did it when I was younger, ayeAs I don't have kids, nope!
Probably the one that came to mind at the last minute, when I went as Harold Shipman. Tweed jacket, glasses, little flour in hair to make me look grey, flip pad in my pocket (so I could write prescriptions of 'Death', 'More beer', and 'Fuck off').
Alt: Dan Brown, either with Digital Fortress or Deception Point.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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See my profile.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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That mask looks familiarLike something from a Terry Gilliam film. I like it.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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It's because I look in through your window while you sleep.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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Ah good, just remember to bring a window scraper next timeMy bedroom misses the daylight
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:20,
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I bought a silver skull mask last year and just wore that.I just a hole in the webbing over the mouth so I could drink through a straw.
I also dislocated me knee. But that was unrelated to the costume.
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alt war of the worldsI read it after someone mentioned it on here the other day, it seemed a little bit like the ending was an after thought, Wells had written a big long description of advanced beings decimating humanity,a nd then must have just thought 'fuck, now where do I go with it?'
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No, son. It's a line from the Justin Heyward warbled song from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds.
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Alt: recently, The Colour of MagicThought I should see what all the fuss was about. Imaginative in places, but I do enjoy a plot or an indication thereof in my books.
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His first books aren't great, I've foundMort is still my favourite though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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That's my favourite of the four I've readMy opinion thus far is "they get better, right?"
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Some are fantastic, Mort, Reaper Man, Jingo, Going Postal, Making Money, etc are examples of thisThen you have Small Gods, Colour Of Magic, Pyramids, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:20,
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It's not that I'm not enjoying themit's more that thus far, the degree of fuss is a long way shy of justifiable
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I quite like themI devoured the first 10 or 12 when as they came out. Up to about The Hogfather, i think. That wasn't very good.
Then I read a couple more and thought they were basically all the same and didn't read one from the first vampire one (Carpe Diem?) until I picked up Going Postal a couple of years ago. Now I quite like them again. Although the recent football one wasn't very good.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:25,
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All of the recent ones after Nightwatchwhich is one of his best, in my opinion, are fairly pants. The early stuff is much better.
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Nightwatch was the last one I read, absolutely excellent(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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I can't really remember which one is which anymore.So I'll take your word for that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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Am determined to read them in something approximating the right orderthis was reinforced by picking up Mort before Equal Rites, and reading about Granny Weatherwax's death before the book in which she is the first supporting character.
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It's as if his head wasn't really in it after that one(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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I'm going to refer you back to The Colour of Magic hereThat book has less plot than a bankrupt farmer
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I was just making a bad jokeabout his Alzheimer's.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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Yes, I know thatYou were also crediting him with knowledge of plot in the first place!
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Did I really just type that?I fucking hate people that say 'touche'. Pretentious aresholes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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Am trying to think of something massively pretentious to say by way of replyand failing. Curse my Northern roots.
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Pretentious, moi?Would be the default response in this situation, I feel.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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Alzheimers lols.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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Was it Black Magic? What is the colour of magic? I hope it's white and not Eastern Europe white neither.
Proper British White.
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Probably been called that since before you were born too.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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OctarineUpon googling this I have learned it is, indeed, the colour of magic. And is sometimes referred to as the eigth colour.
Fucking geeks. Eigth colour indeed. My hard earned tax goes to educating a bunch of fucking Walter Mitty characters.
STOP WANKING AND GO OUTSIDE.
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Turns out being born on the 30th of September 1973 imbues certain traits in a person(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I used to love trick or treatingbut then I lived on a very very tiny estate, everyone knew each other and which houses not to bother knocking. As I was the oldest kid several of the parents used to give me a few quid, I'd put together costumes for their kids and then take about 7 or 8 of them out all at once to give their parents some peace and quiet.
I was a zombie cheerleader last year, Poison Ivy the year before that... I wanted to go as Mystique this year but I'm really not thin enough to do a catsuit justice.
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I'm sorry, but reading that I got the impression that you were some sort of pied piper of paedophilia
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We're talking from the age of 12-15 herethe kids were all between 3 and 8, and I babysat for them on numerous occasions.
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We'll be the judge of that/pulls back from brink of colossal perversity
/again
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I'm too squidgy and podgy for anything skintightI might go as Silk Spectre instead.
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I imagine you're being too hard on yourselfmainly because you're a girl, and girls do that in my massively generalised, sweeping experience which I will apologise for before the end of this sentence.
Also, Silk Spectre's outfit is hardly, er, a cloth sack
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True enoughbut, and I know this is unbelievably geeky, she was a horrible cow.
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was she?I only saw her in the film, she seemed to be quite receptive to a bit of rape
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The book is a personal favourite of mineand, although as with everything else in the book it's subjective, I can't stand her
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Her motherLaurie is not without her faults but her mother is vile.
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No, but it's a bit more forgiving, or can be made a bit more forgiving at leastthan a skintight blue catsuit which is what I'd be wearing if I went as Mystique.
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You could post pictures of yourself in both outfits on B3taand be assured of a universally positive, encouraging response.
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Uh...no.There are pictures on facebook if you wish to browse but I'm not sticking them on here.
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Yeah I didn't think you'd go for thatbut just sending them to me sounds MUCH better now, right?
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Never let it be said that I don't give credit where it's due -this cracked me up
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'Trick or treat' is American. I have never done it.An ex of mine answered the door to some local yout'man dem in balaclavas with toy guns 'trick or treating'. I had to pretend that I didn't find it funny because she was in tears for about an hour. Good old Hackney kids.
Apart from a Sunday school play when I was about five I can honestly say I've never worn a 'costume' in my life. Unless you count the stupid clothes I have worn over the years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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So the 'ageing roady' look is intentional then?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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Not really.What about your (admittedly successful) attempt at 'Victorian homosexual rapist'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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Really? And you invited him on Saturday?
You know there are going to be some sexy kids, right?
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Oh I know all right.It's OK, Blousie has promised to keep me on a lead, so all the kiddies will be safe.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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When you say "lead" do you mean she is going to truss you up like a chicken and digitally violate you? (, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)
One lives in hope Stunned, one lives in hope.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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I think you're thinking of someone else here.Not to deflect the insult, I have done some bad things in my time, but I cannot think to which 'look' you allude.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:42,
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Stupid facial hairand a penchant for top hats etc. - by your own admission, - makes you, in my eyes, what I would call a 'steampoof'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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Penchant is a little strong.I do own one bun not worn it since I was clean shaven. Still I was wondering what to wear to the party, might see if my tailcoat has shrunk in the wardrobe...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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I have a tailcoatI bought it for a burlesque photoshoot which never happened. I've never actually worn it.
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I'm going to have to get a tailcoat for Ballroom competitions soonYou're about 5'11", right?
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Under 5 foot is medically a midget I believeand I'm short but I'm not that short.
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but are you closer to 4'11" or 5'11"?In other news, shit, I dated a midget......
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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Hang onYou're the same height as me as well as having the same name?
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I'm actually 5'11.75" tall if that helps.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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We are one.Now give us a go on your girlfriend.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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That's OK mate I don't do blondes as a ruleI think maybe I am the evil (and thus much cooler) version of you, it's well known that evil twins often sport a beard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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In my parallel dimension time evidently moves a bit faster.Do keep up of i shall start calling you "Junior".
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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I need a cane really to complete the look.No time to get one before Saturday, anyway not sure about fancy dress, even if it is a party. I might dig out my suit and wear it with army boots just to annoy Dozer.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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I was going to ask you something but I've forgotten what it was./this is a pointless post.
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More posts like this please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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or tramp's hair and ridiculous T-shirt for that matter.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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Alt: fuck me that's a tough call. So many choices.I actually read a chapter of 'The Da Vinci Code' once. My God.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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He really is a shoddy, shoddy 'author'.cf Jeffrey Archer etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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Dan Brown gets a hard time. We should spend an equal amount of time slagging off John Grisham. Lazy cunt.
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I don't spend much of my life slagging off authors of books I've never read.(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)
You are Professor Emeritus of English Literature at Cambridge University AICMFP. (, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
You should try it.I just slagged off Jeff Archer, and the most I've read of his 'work' is the front cover of one or two in Smith's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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and smugly getting away with perjury.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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Some of the stuff he's made up about himself counts as lazy writing(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I think he's not bad at what he does.What he does is historically inaccurate thrillers that you can read in a day, but they are enjoyable enough.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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*smugs* I only read his books when they have translated into Ancient Greek. Or Geordie. (, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)
The Ex thinks she's american do The Boy trick or treats.Free sweets, so not complaints from him.
My best Halloween costume was probably Dave-Vainian-style-vampire, as people who know me on Facebook will have seen.
Alt: Has to be Harry Potter, I forget which book, but I tried to read a chapter to my son and it was dire.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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Could have been.I don't think it was the first one I just remember giving up when I got to the line ""blah di blah di something or other" said harry and Ron" Up until then I'd been trying to do the voices for the different characters, but the idea of 2 characters speaking a full sentence in perfect unison was too much for me. Reading something aloud is a god way to tell if it's well written.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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This herewww.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2011/sep/28/phone-hacking-kelvin-mackenzie
Kelvin Mackenzie, a man who was on record saying that if a paper did something wrong like this all they had to do was write a cheque and the victim should count themselves lucky, was "shocked" when it turned out someone did the same to him.
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Poetic justice, or somethingNow if we could just get him to say something about how anyone savaged by a tiger could live very comfortably on the consequent benefits...
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He really, really isI want him to die for the Hillsborough thing alone. AA's not about, someone has to say it, I was there, etc
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My ex-wife's dog's sister's cousin's aunt's brother's hamster's owner's big brother's vet's son was there sitting in row Z10,000. Nearly died. And stuff. Sun, Liverpool, still don't buy, Ha News of the fucking World cunts.
I hope this is clear. Fucking grief athlete Scousers.
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*gets serious*I was watching it on telly. I bet I had a better view than you.
It's weird, you don't hear the people from Bradford fucking bleating on about the fire, 10th anniversary blah etc.
Why is Hillsborough different? Heysel?
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Mate, I'm not defending the Scousers or commenting on any grief riding they may or may not perpetrateI try to avoid all discussion thereof in the media, but what was published about Hillsborough on MacKenzie's watch, so close to the event, was disgraceful. That's all.
Short answer; you weren't THERE, man! *middle-distance gazes*
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You are correct. KM is a hateful little shit eating dog. And I wasn't there. I wouldn't pay to watch that shite.
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I wouldBest tv show from 1989.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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The absence of West Ham was probably a contributing factor alsoBear in mind that an FA Cup semi-final is heady heights indeed to the likes of me.
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I believe we played your lot in the semi in '91then went on to lose to Spurs in the final, a game that is best remembered for Paul Gascoigne's career suicide as he attempted to decapitate Gary Charles.
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Darth, take note:here's the real POTD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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Let's be fair here MontyThis was written after I cast my vote. I could always change it.
But I won't.
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We're going to have to put this to the committee.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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All we need now is a time and a place......and for one of us to care about this enough to remember it next weekend
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My "Telephone" costume, by far. I made a rotary dial telephone out of cardboard, printer paper, crayons and glueand spent the night hitting people with the receiver. I still have it.
Alt: I downloaded the leak of Midnight Sun as I wanted to see how bad it was. It was terrible.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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That annoyed me more than the rest of the series.You write a best selling series with little literery merit, fine. Well done on making a lot of cash.
But to follow this up, you decide to re-write the fucking books, but from someone elses perspective, and then you write a short story about a character who dies within about five minutes of being introduced in the third novel? Fuck off you lazy cunt, just sit back and enjoy your millions you dozy mormon bint.
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Alright Lampitohow are you? Did you have a good birthday?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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Birthday wasn't great I'll admit2 gifts went missing in the post and Crow and I fell asleep on the bus home from my night out. Thank god we woke up near where I used to live rather than Catford but it was a bit hairy for a moment.
I then threw up at least 10 times on my actual birthday and went to Tayyab's.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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Aww well it'll be great to see you on the Saturdayand if it makes you feel better, my birthday will be worse :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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Can't wait to see you eitherI feel a bit dead to be honest.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:46,
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I was sad as I couldn't overeat otherwise I'd be sick again :(I am making pseudo Tayyab's tonight with kebabs and paneer. All going well?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:47,
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I actually realised I am now 21.I still sometimes think I'm 19.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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The even numbers are always the worst I find.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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Hi hotstuff. Looking forward to seeing you.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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I'm doing other things, reallyHow are you, sweetcheeks, and will I get to see you this weekend?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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Would be nice to see you!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:47,
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My Ghost Rider outfitor Black Ops soldier. Both got me equal amounts of lady interest - zero.
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Well, to be fairwalking around with your head on fire may have been a trifle disconcerting for them.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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Try it in a high-pitched Georgie accent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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AH NOAH MAN!Divvent tark sheeite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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Nee trubble,mare leek a bastad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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I don't think the bbc are taking this seriously www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15093293
which is good because people are spastics.
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Posting on offtopic is like making love to a beautiful womanAs soon as you put it out there, they laugh at you and scorn you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Posting on off topic is like making love to a beautiful woman.Something I only do via a computer.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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Haha!I "virtually" loved her, Officer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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OMG!That poor workboresme was scammed by that alcoholic plumber cunt. That's why she was so sad.
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I am hurt and upset by this slander.I've gone from 'lazy lob-on' to 'acorn' in two seconds flat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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It's not slander, you bell-end.Excited about your party?
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thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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String him up, judge. It's the only language he understands.
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thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:32,
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As a renowned language Nazi he shall be delivered unto his maker via the most ironic of punishments.Hoist by his own petard.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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Some frantic Googling reveals both are OK. Yours seems to be the "original" Shakespearean.
The peckerhead is retracted.
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I didn't.I could pretend I did? Would that be OK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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No. Look here.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1371301
I call you a bellend.
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I am a bellend.It's there in black on grey.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:14,
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For ’tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar, an’t shall go hard
But I will delve one yard below their mines,
And blow them at the moon.
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thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:40,
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Well, it's somewhere to put your onion rings later.(
thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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Surprisingly altruistic!How sweet.
You're still a bell-end though.
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thealternativefact, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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A smelly, cheesy one at that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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I haven't been excited about a party since 1945.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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I vote that you work in the savoury preserves industry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:47,
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I think we both know what I'm talking about.You like nothing better of a night out than to 'bring on the Branston' round the back of Chariots Roman Spa in Arseditch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:53,
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If you read Alex Cross booksyou deserve all the bad writing you get.
I'm rubbish at costumes. Managed to use the same dress three times in different costumes at various bops. My Hermione Granger costume was probably the most realistic, but my hair the worst
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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