It's alright 'The Luggage' you might come across a man or indeed woman willing to let you chuck your muck on them one day
Try it out on someone who's paralytic at the office crimbo do.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He could even bend them over the photocopier and hit copy while he does it
so he has a memento to prove that it actually happened.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:26, Reply)

He could even find out their name by getting HR to pull the file on the person
who got a disciplinary for using the office photocopier after hours
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Then he could design an ambigram that doesn't work, or a "word" as normal people like to call it
and get it permanently inked into his arm, along with a little doodle of a CDC going into a fanny.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:28, Reply)

And then everytime those nasty internet types tried to bully him he could show them the picture and say "NO! I have know the pleasures of a moist vagina! So there!"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Although it probably doesn't count as moist if you had to pour Asti Spumante out of a paper cup onto your wilting cock
to be able to get it in.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Bless.
I'm starting to wonder if you might actually have the hots for me. Christ, what a thought...

By the way if you do, you're not my type. Emotionally sub-normal people just aren't up to it, I'm afraid.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:27, Reply)