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It's my candle day So I am starting new thread without a question. I like steak and red wine.
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Peej, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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Happy, erm thing.I like neither of these things. Well I used to like steak but I suspect I wouldn't any more.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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Hahahahahahahaha. Or veal? It's cruel ACTUALLY.
Something about shipping it to Yurp for slaughter blah pen the size of a shopping trolley blah.
It's fucking delicious, that's all I need to know.
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Someone who's been vegetarian for three yearsand has recently tried meat a couple of times recently to see if he was missing anything and has discovered he doesn't like the taste any more. In may case anyway.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:55,
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I hope you're as hot as I think you are.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:01,
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you really are the /ot whoreyou were pimping yourself out to The Disappointed the other day, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:07,
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If it moves he'll fingerbang it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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all the exciting things happen on the evening shift(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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BEER GARDEN AFTER WORKI acidentally texted my mates ex in the group "lets go to pub" text, and now she's coming but fuck it, I want a beer that won't get me down.
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This thread is Technotronic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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my dog keeps shitting on the floor but she doesnt do it when im here by myself, she does it when the roommate is home And the roommate freaks out, who can blame her, but ffs its annoying
Oh happy candlebum
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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wonderful, thank youI am still sick, need a second job, met a man that likes me, turns out he's a retired gang member, if like gets any more awesome I may have to kill myself
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:56,
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there is also K's gang(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:08,
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they shit on the floorand drink wine
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09,
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he wasnt in my gangThere's a latin gang nearby called the m-16s or something like that
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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Soz, I don't have Sky otherwise I'd follow Ross Kemps deadliest GangsThe Muswell Hill Man Dem would bust shit up on that telly show
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09,
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There is on called the Santana gangand they just wear Santana merchandise.
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They sound really fucking gay.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:30,
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Is that a good or bad thing that he's ex-gang?I sometimes find it hard to tell when you're being sarcy.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:01,
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That's a bit scary.Don't you go getting yourself in no trouble Kristine. Yo Momma never raised no fool did she.
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it's not the least of itHe doesn't even have his driving license
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:14,
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Ah okI sometimes can't tell when you're not being sarcy :(
Have you tried not chatting up ex-gang members?
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:32,
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Kristinehave you tried, getting a transatlantic flight, arranging for my wife to disappear in mysterious circumstances and then being there for me as I wallow in grief before finally transferring my affections to you?
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i'm working on the bank heist to buy the ticket as we speak(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:53,
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Awesome.I'm totally excited about coming back to America at the end of October.
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SRSLY!?That is fantastic news I'm actually smiling in real life about this.
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i'm broke so a tank of gas and lunch is about all i can afford(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:13,
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She's totally rudebut in a sexy fun times on the back seat of a car way.
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Happy candle day (whatever that means).I am a steak lover as well. Especially with mashed sweet potato and wilted spinach.
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Wilted spinach yes, homo no.In a garlic butter, no less. It's bloody gorgeous. Also, with added stir-fried fine beans and mange tout. And how can I be a homo? I've got a tattoo, bitch!
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Having a shit 'Ash' tattoo doesn't preclude you from being a virgin with strong desires to stroke another mans erect penisDid you have 'strong' feelings for Ash?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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Not really, considering he's dead.Unlike you, I don't carry a spade with me on the off chance that I might come across a fresh grave.
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Does your winky do that pre cum thing when you're checking out that new tat?"Ash ash, I'll never get to gobble you off now..."
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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Nope, not really.I think you're trying to hard mate. You really need to up the ante if you're trying to upset me.
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It's alright 'The Luggage' you might come across a man or indeed woman willing to let you chuck your muck on them one dayTry it out on someone who's paralytic at the office crimbo do.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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He could even bend them over the photocopier and hit copy while he does itso he has a memento to prove that it actually happened.
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He could even find out their name by getting HR to pull the file on the personwho got a disciplinary for using the office photocopier after hours
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Then he could design an ambigram that doesn't work, or a "word" as normal people like to call itand get it permanently inked into his arm, along with a little doodle of a CDC going into a fanny.
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And then everytime those nasty internet types tried to bully him he could show them the picture and say "NO! I have know the pleasures of a moist vagina! So there!"(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Although it probably doesn't count as moist if you had to pour Asti Spumante out of a paper cup onto your wilting cock to be able to get it in.
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Bless.I'm starting to wonder if you might actually have the hots for me. Christ, what a thought...
By the way if you do, you're not my type. Emotionally sub-normal people just aren't up to it, I'm afraid.
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ICOULDN'TEATAWHOLEONE!!!*canned applause and laughter*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:52,
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Do you find it annoying that you keep being refered to as a troll?I don't get it.
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It's almost like nobody has any idea what the fuck a troll is.What a shit meme 'he's a trololololol'. I'll never be taken for the artiste I am at this rate.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:58,
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I think they just don't understand that someone can honestly believe them to be boring pricks."oh they're lying to cause a reaction"
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There'll be bust up one day, no mistake.I see frisbee boy has done one, on balance probably for the best all round.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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Did you hear mongy's way of dealing with him? It's genius, he just stopped replying to him and whenever he saw him replying to one of his threads he deleted it. Genius.
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That must have broken his frisbee heart(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:12,
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A non event, no flounce, just fucked offThere's some crap here if you can be bothered to trawl www.b3ta.com/talk/7330602
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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Me either. Troll just seems to be slung around as a term for when poster A finds poster B irritating.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:59,
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I thought the definition of trollwas someone who says things to deliberately cause a reaction or upset people?
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then why is that the definition given by wikipedia and urban dictionary?(, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:10, Reply)
You should've waited two years to say that(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:51,
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I'm going to buy a new hard drive in a couple of days time.This post is at least as interesting as everyone else's
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:53,
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I need one of those, too.Only mine needs to have a coax connection on it, which limits me to the eighty pounds plus category.
My bottom hasn't declenched enough to allow me to spend the money yet.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:55,
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I just need something that has proper driversas my onboard card doesn allow me reduce teh base, rendering my speakers pretty useless as the subwoofer makes it impossible to listen to films.
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The annoying thing is, I don't need the card to do any actual processingjust to shunt it along to the amp. The way things are wired up though, I've run out of TOSLINK ports. You don't get sky boxes or ps3s with coaxial ports, so I need the soundcard to have one.
Bent.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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Thats sad.Maybe you could just get yourself a bit of bell wire, and solder an eigth jack from your headphone socket into the aux point of your amp?
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Yeah, I couldBut the sound card's an old XFi one. It's out of support so I'll have to replace it eventually anyway
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09,
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Fair enoughif you're gonna spend £80 on a sound card though, you might as well just buy a brand new computer.
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Hah, believe me, I've done the maths.I'll probably have to replace it all before too much longer, it's an old socket type etc. If I were to do that, I'd just replace the motherboard and CPU and make sure I got a mobo with a coax out on it.
That's partly what's been staying my hand.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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I'm waiting for SSD to come waaaaay down in price before I consider investing.Even though it would probably make like laptop run like the proverbial off a shovel.
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I need the drive for storage so SSD just doesn't cut it.One day I might think about mounting an SSD for operational duties, but I can't really be arsed at the moment.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:58,
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Yeah, I need to remember how to ghost the HDD over to it for that.As ever, Google will be my friend, no doubt. Also, I need to figure out what kind of HDD the bloody thing has in the first place...
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Google "Speccy" and download the Piriform software you find.Analyses your computer and tells you what you've got.
Or, just open the machine and read teh serial number.
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Couple of years, at least.At least I'll be able to tell if it's not ATA, anyways.
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As long as it's SATA, you're fine.it's all backwards compatible.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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Ok fair enough.I'll have to keep a closer eye on the boot routine...
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happy candle day!i went swimming and now I am happy again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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Woo and all that shit.I like red wine. Cheap and mellow red wine that I can drink like vimto.
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girlinthehole, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:08,
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vimto is revoltingred wine is good
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:09,
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I like my birthday presents.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:27,
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I like...Old movies...
Fucking hell I hate that advert. So fucking twee.
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what did you get?happy birthday you old bugger
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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It's on Friday, I opened them early.Book on Fender guitars and a Jimi Hendrix action figure.
And a 'will fuck for drugs' keyring about which I am undecided.
(thanks btw)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:45,
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why would you do that, then?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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To appear 'cool' and 'goth'.Unless you keep them in tropical heat at great expense they remain almost immobile. Someone I hate has one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:47,
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Narrow it down, would you?"Someone I hate" encompasses half the universe.
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Kroney, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:50,
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99.98% ACTUALLYOK, his name is (hopefully 'was') 'Phil Mackrell' and he's a buck-toothed knobend in whose house I used to smoke pot when I was about 16. He was older and had his own place, you see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:56,
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His wife was my mate's elder sister.She had EPIC JUGS.
Even so, there was more than a whiff of noncery about him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:59,
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so why do you hate him?or do you not need a reason
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:00,
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alright quendoids?I am vegetarian and I like red wine. Am I doing it rite?
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No, sir, you are not.You a re 'doing it' up a man's behind if you are a chutnitarian.
Also, God hates you for spurning his manifold meaty bounties.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:43,
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oh monty.You are awful.
Checked out that mo wax thing yet? You massive queen of the quenders.
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I told you next week you addlepated mongol.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:48,
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aight grandizzle.I was listening to Dr Octagon last night. Kool Keith, Automator and Qbert. They don't make hip hop like that no more, fo sho.
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Kool Keith in his Ultramagnetic MC's heyday was almost unbeatable.Obviously QBert genuinely was unbeatable. To stop him winning the annual DMC championships every year, they made him a judge, or he'd probably still be winning now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:58,
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I like steak and red wine more(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 17:52,
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i wish that was whati have for tea. Instead I think i have pasta and cottage cheese. boring
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:00,
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I have soup and carrotsso it's a toss up who is losing more
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:26,
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tell me you're having the weekend off this nonsensery for the bash? (, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)
Yeahso I've got to be specially tough for a bit :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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