She died in the shittest night clubin Basildon.
Which, as you can imagine I'm sure, is a fairly shit nightclub.

It's now a snooker hall with a drunk old man who seems to hang around outside trying to pick up prostitutes at 11AM on a Saturday.

There aren't any prostitutes outside at 11AM on a Saturday, although with the way some of the Basildon women look, I can see how he makes the mistake.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*remembers visit to Basildon*
*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It's not so bad...
...no, wait...yes it is. I was born there and still can't defend it.

um...it has a decent comic shop. Well, it has a comic shop. And...no..that really is all i've got.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

We deal with the Council there
Their offices appear to be a fire station
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Haha!
That's actually a theatre. And the Library.

The Towngate Theatre is fucking shit.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)