Wormulus, it's nice of you to ask.
The thing is, you see, that no matter how hard I try I just cannot stop being an utter cunt.
Oh and an alcoholic and a waster.
What should I do?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There's a seven point plan somewhere...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I fucking invented it.
And you know what?
It's shit.
The product of a cunt.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

No. 7: Have a drink.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

No. 7 would be Jack Daniels, unless I'm mistaken.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)

B69 likes nothing better than a fridge cold Special Brew or eighteen

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

b69 if you don't mind.
If it was good enough for Churchill etc.
I actually prefer my spesh warm, goes down quicker.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Really? I'm not adverse to drinking tramp juice on occasion, but it has to be cold otherwise it's unbearable.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Well you're obviously not yet full enough of despair and hatred.
Unlike my good self.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I'll keep it that way, cheers
Stay away from your van when pissed and in control of your child B69.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Patronising or pompous, either way I look at that you're a cock.
How much of this do you actually believe is real?
Way to much I would guess.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

The word that you scramble for with your child like simplicity is "too", you illiterate dusty-kneed serf.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Indeed it is, you pompous and/or patronising cock.
You really are something, something...
Sorry, didn't mean to forget my station.
Tugs forelock, backs out of room.

Edit: and as I pointed out to you up there ^^ it's b69 not B69, you equally illiterate wanker.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Get a room

( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Sorry Aunty :(

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Dear Blaireau69
You problem is that your attempts are doomed to failure because you have no idea what you are doing.
You were wise to consult me.

In order to stop being such a complete cunt you need to focus on other people's needs ahead of your own. Focus on pleasing those around you and maintaining an air of grace and charm.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Sounds a bit gay, if you don't (or indeed do) mind me saying.
And I don't mean gay in a good way.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

And it's blaireau69 NOT Blaireau69.
If you don't mind.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Dear Blaireau69
A good example of an area you could improve in would be your use of the word 'gay' in a pejorative sense.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

That's rather a gay thing to say.
If you know what I mean.
Kisses
blaireau69
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)